hello.
My name is Archibald, Hepatitis, Applebee's Jr.
The real one
My mom likes to write false stories about me
Although I never get the fame
I just sleep in a moist garden with Roberts and Sheila's
im lonely
Anyway
The Applebee's family
Is hell.
Literally
Satan couldn't stand us.
But anyways
I shall show you how to survive the Applebee's family
Okay
Don't throw my cats at me
One is in labour
Literally
- Archibae