#1 Ship crew:
🎵I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's, hey to the starboard, heave-ho
Look out, lass a merman be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below.🎵Princess Madison: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face. Perfect day to sail, don't you agree, Chalice?
Lady Chalice: Oh, yes, perfect. [retches]
Sailor#1 :A good strong wind, and a following sea, King Kettle must be in a good mood.
Madison: King Kettle?
Sailor#2: Ruler of the merpeople lass, I thought you, being a good sailor, would know him?
Lady Chalice: Merpeople. Madison, pay no attention to this nautical nitwit.
Sailor#1: I ain't a nitwit, I'm telln' the truth! I'm tellin' ya! Down in the depths, they live!
[fish slaps Chalice in the face] Lady Chalice: Aah!
Ship crew: 🎵In mysterious fathoms below🎵
[trumpets fanfare]Announcer: [Clears throat] His royal highness, King Kettle!
[Applause]
Announcer: And presenting the distinguished court composer, Horatio Felonious Reticent Elegant Dice!
[Saxophone fanfare]
[Applause]
King Kettle: I'm looking forward to the performance, Dice.
Dice: [chuckles] Your Majesty! This'll be the finest
music number I've ever came up with. My singers, they'll be spectalah!King Kettle: [Laughs] Yes, especially my grandsons.
Dice: Yes, yes. They have the most handsome voices. Hmm? [whispers] If only they'd show up fer rehearsals once in a while.
[instrumental of The Die House starts]
Dice: Merfolk, and other creatures alike! I present to you, in their first performance, Prince Cuphead and Prince Mugman!
[ The red curtains open]
[Gasps from the audience]
Dice: [gasps] Y your Majesty! I I can expla-
King Kettle: [Yells] Mugman!...Cuphead!
Somewhere near a shipwreck~~~
Mugman: Gosh Cuphead, wait for me!
Cuphead: Mugs, hurry up!
Mugman: Cup, ya know I can't swim that fast.
Cuphead: There it is. Isn't it cool?
Mugman: Yeah, sure. It's cool, Cup. Can we go now?
Cuphead: You're not getting cold fins now....are you?
Mugman: Who me? N no way, Cup! I'm way too cool, to get cold fins. I just g got this uh...cough, yeah.[coughs]
Cuphead: [whispers] All right. I'm going inside. You can just stay here and keep a look out for imps.
Mugman: Ok. [whispers] yeah, i'll just keep a look out for...[Yells] What? Imps? Cuphead! Wait fer me!
Cuphead: I thought so. Come on, mugs.
Mugman: [whispers] Cup, do really think there might be imps here?
Cuphead: Com'on Mugs, don't be such a guppy.
Mugman: Wha? I'm not a guppy!
Cuphead: This place is awesome.
Mugman: Y yeah, unlike the woopn' Grandpa's gonna give us, when he realizes we swam out here!
Cuphead: *sighs* Mugs, he's not gonna woop is.
Mugman: That's what you said last time! My behind still throbs from it.
Cuphead: But wasn't the thing-a-bob worth it?
Mugman: Why don't ya ask my sore heinie?
Cuphead: ...?
Mugman: Uh...no. A hard no.
Cuphead: Look mugs, i'm so- hey look I see something.
Mugman: [rolls eyes] And there he goes again. Why Cup, why do I let you drag me into your shenanigans?
Cuphead: Because i'm your brother, and you loooooove me?
Mugman: Ugh...yes. What'd ya find?
Cuphead: it looks like a...like a...
Mugman: A what?
Cuphead: Huh, I dunno. But I bet ol' Hilda'll know. Come on, we'll pay her a visit.
Mugman: Oh great, another thing Grandpa doesn't want us to do.
Cuphead: Why? She knows everything about humans.
Mugman: That's why, Cup. He hates humans.
Cuphead: Why? What's so bad about humans?
Mugman: I dunno, Cup. Every time I try to ask him, he ignores the question.
Cuphead: Well that's his opinion. I think humans are cool.
Mugman: I think they are too. Wouldn't it be cool to meet one?
Cuphead: Are ya kiddn'? It'd be awesome!
Mugman: Yeah...but Grandpa would never allow it.
Cuphead: Well...com'on! Let's find out what this is, and get back before Gramps comes to look for us!
Mugman: Ugh...alright Cup. Let's go!
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The Little Mercups(merman + cup)
FanfictionThis is a story about two prince mercup brothers, called Cuphead and Mugman. They live under da sea, with their grandfather, King Kettle, the ruler of Inklantica. They lived happily together, and life was normal for them. That is until they meet a c...