Hi I'm m/n I'm a sexy dashing MF who wanna bang some bang energy drink from some sexy ogre ass ugh thinking about it is making me even wetter so I shouted "UGH YAMETE ONII CHAN~" I'f u don't know that's a mating call for handsome ogres
I shouted and shouted all over this sticky icky wetty like me swamp and then Ive always knew it was my lucky day because a Handsome dashing ogre suddenly appeared in front of Muah! Ahh omg his look oh gosh of everything green and slimy fuck meeeee
"Gettawt of me swamp ya garbage" he said dashingly, OMG he complimated my beauty ugh my bussy is getting wetter and wetter gosh dang
I couldn't handle his sexy ness and just died right there. Well not really but I was waiting for him to carry me in a sexy way and wreck my badussy if yah know what a mean hehe boii
But he didn't such a gentleman I must have him so I called donaldy trumpity wumpity to get the swamp under my name so I can forc- I mean beg my darling to bust deez nuts hehe gottem
So yah I called the bitch "HEWWO UwU TRUMPY CAN YO DO MWE A FWAVOR? PWEASE " I said while sharting cutely since he love shits because he's a piece of crap himself huhuhu imma proud mama.
"I Donald j duck I mean trump pleadge to build a fucking wall up ur ass so shrek can get trapped inside" he stated boringly not even an UwU he changed maybe he's not busting it down enough? Meh fuck him I want shrek not some old wrinkly small dick with walls around it IFdk what's with him and walls maybe its his kink? Another meh who fucking cares I just need the land and swamp
So Yuh as a queen I always get what I want so....... Yuhh I used far(fuckin)quad as a doormat bc I mean who cares he's the perfect size for it too damn he Was made for this
He was screaming when I skinned him for his coat but meh he told me he loves pain so..... Thank me later ig
And yuhh I saw this balloon vendor so I bought like a hundred Maybe? I don't really care it was free anyways idk why the old man was limping towards me saying thats a hundred bucks like tf? I think he's uncivilized crazy hag
So.... Yeah I went to the sexy ogres lap and used the balloons as condom since he was ohh so big ugh ahh daddy ahhhhhhhhhhh~~~~ damn I just hit an Ariana grande note bitch
So yeah imma hit a MFkn dinosaur In the face and give him money and film it so I could be famous on tiktak or whatever
Bryce hall can suck my cock
