evilmaknae: hey how are you guys?
tomboy: YUNA
tomboy: ITS 3 IN THE MORNING
cherryeong: I'M THE MAFIA
evilmaknae: MA MAFIYAYA WE DO IT LIKE A MAFIA
cherryeong: RING DING DING DING
legendaryhair: look I love you guys but it IS 3 in the morning and no offence but looking after you guys is fucking tiring and I need my beauty rest
liagrande: wait a minute
liagrande: yuna what do you want
evilmaknae: I don't want anything! What makes you think I want anything? What?
tomboy: you said how are you
liagrande: exactly, you showed care and kindness
evilmaknae: we're like a family ofc I care about you!
cherryeong: IF YOU CARED ABOUT US YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WOKE US UP AT 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
evilmaknae: gosh I was just checking on you when there happens to be a fire or something I won't and I'll just let you die
liagrande: please do
legendaryhair: YUNA JUST BE GAY HERE AND TELL US THE TRUTH
tomboy: ...
liagrande: she's replacing 'straight' with 'gay'
cherryeong:
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evilmaknae: fine ok
evilmaknae: I wanna pet penguin
tomboy: YUNA OH MY GOD WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
evilmaknae: I knowwww but I reaaallly want a Penguin 🥺🥺
legendaryhair: OH HELL NO
liagrande: HELL FUCKING NO
legendaryhair: I DON'T NEED ANOTHER CRAZY FUCK IN THIS HOUSE
liagrande: SO TAKE THAT IDEA AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
cherryeong: jeez that was pretty bold
legendaryhair: LIKE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP
cherryeong: i'm sorry I love you
legendaryhair: yes, yes, I know
cherryeong: so much that I'm just gonna leave you to it
cherryeong: bye bitch
(cherryeong logged off)
evilmaknae: why can't i have a pet penguin??
liagrande: DO YOU WANT A LIST?!?
tomboy: woah woah let's stop the capitals okay you're scaring her
evilmaknae: 🥺
legendaryhair: we apologise
liagrande: sincerely 😔
evilmaknae: okay...
evilmaknae: but UNFORTUNATELY I can't allow myself to forgive you until...
legendaryhair: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
evilmaknae: you get me a pet penguin ☺️
24 HOURS LATER
evilmaknae: lia...
liagrande: yes dear?
evilmaknae: my pet penguin just arrived...
liagrande: oh how EXCITING how is it?
evilmaknae: dead
legendaryhair: it's dead? Already? I has my bet on 1 hour
cherryeong: I over estimated her too, I said 24
legendaryhair: hours?
cherryeong: no, minutes
evilmaknae: gee you guys I'm dealing with loss here
liagrande: I don't understand?? It literally just came in the post today
evilmaknae: I know!! But I opened the box, took of the bubble wrap from around her and she was dead!!
tomboy: YOU FUCKING IDIOT
tomboy: OF COURSE ITS DEAD
evilmaknae: SHE
tomboy: YOU'RE ALL SO DUMB
cherryeong: fair point, I've heard penguins can't live in environments that aren't freezing
tomboy: EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T
tomboy: THE POOR LITTLE SHIT PROBABLY DIED OF SUFFOCATION
legendaryhair: you can't know that
tomboy: IT WAS WRAPPED IN BUBBLE WRAP
tomboy: AND STUFFED IN AN AMAZON BOX
liagrande: would you calm it with the caps?
tomboy: what did i do to deserve this?? Y'all so DUMB
evilmaknae: RUDE
cherryeong: ANNOYING
legendaryhair: LIL
liagrande: FUCK-UP
tomboy: and THIS is what I get for being the smartest in the room
evilmaknae: I AM GRIEVING OK, ITS BEEN HARD
tomboy: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR YEJI
cherryeong: EXCUSE ME
liagrande: I BEG YOUR ITZY BITZY SPIDER PARDON
legendaryhair: please don't bring me into this
tomboy: ugh fine I should've gone for chaery then
legendaryhair: WOAH WOAH
liagrande: HOLD THE FUCK UP
tomboy: lia?
cherryeong: WATCH IT BITCH
legendaryhair: WOT THE BIPPITY BOPPITY FUCK
liagrande: you make me feel special~
evilmaknae: I feel so SPECIAL~~~
tomboy: I thought you were grieving.
evilmaknae: don't be such a wuss I barely even MET the thing
tomboy: sheesh
tomboy: I thought you loved me
evilmaknae: nuh uh
evilmaknae:
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tomboy: k bye
(tomboy logged off)
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Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
