Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #30: Eds Vs. Warners

MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!

ED...

...EDD...

...AND EDDY...

...VS...

...YAKKO...

...WAKKO...

...AND DOT!!!!!!!!!

BEGIN!

The Eds:

Eddy: Coming straight at you live from Peach Creek, it's the scammers with the most...

Ed: ...Laying lyrics down on Termite Terrace twerps like butter on my toast.

Edd: To mess with Cartoon Network's golden boys, you're nutty as old Slappy!

Eds: Unlike our Big Picture Show, your effort's ending won't be happy!

Eddy:

Call me Brother Eddy Grunt, 'cause things are getting extra-ugly:

We'll be knocking out your lights; best say goodnight to everybody!

Get you quaking like some 1994 Northridge debacle;

Hard-set on you as the Kankers on their ship inside a bottle!

Edd:

Double D's no mumbler on the mic; I'm practiced to perfection:

Drop you faster than a Lackadaisycathro infection!

In contrast to what's beneath my hat, our win will be no shock;

My home's a mess compared to how completely I'll clean all your clocks!

Ed:

I needn't channel any viking to slay these three little creeps;

I put away more snacks than Wakko's appetite while I'm asleep!

Didn't bring my monster suit, but still my disposition will be beastly,

As I beat the living gravy out these runts of unclear species!

Edd: Unlike hippos, if you'd cross us, you belong on the endangered list!

Eddy: You roaches are pathetic as those loser Urban Ranger kids.

Ed: The water tower couldn't succeed at keeping you impounded,

But I'll dig a hole and leave the Warners six-feet-under-grounded!

The Warners:

Wakko: Good Idea...

Dot: Yo, take a sticky note of this:

Yakko: Roll back your neon tongues inside your empty skulls and call it quits!

Wakko: Bad Idea...

Yakko: Step to Spielberg's favored animation legends?

Warners: Like the street you call your home, it's only leading to a dead end!