Oneshots of me and my online friends

A big happy family (fluff)

(BTW JUST SAYING ITS NOT GONNA BE THESE AGES IN ALL FAMILY AU ONESHOTS SOME OF THEM ARE GONNA BE LUCKER AND JESS BEING TWINS AND SOME ARE GONNA BE THEM/US OLDER I JUST THINK ITS FUN TO WRIRE WHEN THEYRE/WERE SO LITTLE)

(The dad aka old man) Vill is 31
(The mom) Fernanda is 30
Lucker is 10
Noofy/Sam is 9
Britt is 7
Jess is 7

(We're adopted)

Britt and Jess shares a room and Noofy/Sam and lucker has they're own rooms

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Me and lucker were in the backyard, she challenged me to look at the sun for as long as I can. I'm guessing she was on the swing because no one else was out and I could hear it "HOW LONG HAVE I LOOKED AT THE SUN!" "I dunno, does it look like I take time? I cant fucking count" I scoffed and looked away

I rubbed my eyes and then looked at her, still on the swing "THEN WHY AM I LOOKING AT THE SUN YIU DUMB BITCH?!" I was angry, really angry "I dunno I mean you said yes to doing it so- SOUNDS MORE LIKE A YOU PROBLEM THAN A ME PROBLEM" then she hopped off the swing and gave me a fake angelic smile

I gave her the middle finger and laughed as I saw her shocked face "I'm gonna tell mom!" She ran towards the backyard door and I stopped immediately laughing and ran after her "NO!" She was already in the house and I tripped on the little stairs

I ran in and through the hallway and came up to the kitchen where I saw lucker talking with mom. Oh no. I think my eyes could tell a whole story if I'm gonna be honest, i ran and jumped so me and lucker both fell to the ground "GET OFF ME!" "NO!" Now I was sitting on her waist so she couldn't get up

I looked at her with my serious face that told her if she says anything I'm gonna kill her, then the old man walked in "why are you guys on the floor?" We both looked at him and then looked at each other, then mom answered instead "I honestly don't know? Lucker was gonna tell me something then Sam ran in and jumped them to the floor" lucker gave me that smug smile like she always does I shakes my head saying not to say anything

"Noofy gave me the middle finger!" I face palmed. I fucking hate you lucker. I could feel the old man's eyes burn in my back. I'm so dead. I looked around slowly and I met his eyes "Sam you know that it's not allowed in this house" I stood up and helped lucker up, I looked down at the floor with an angry face. Lucker was now standing and having the biggest smug on her face ever

I sighed and answered the old man "yea yea I'm not gonna do it again" I rolled my eyes "say sorry to lucker" I looked at lucker and saw that fucking face, my hand twitched "sorry lucker I won't do it again." She put her hands on her hips "it's ok I accept your apology" she answered. "..not like you have a choice you dumb bitch.." I mumbled. I could feel the old man's eyes look back at me "what did you say?!" I ran out the kitchen and up the stairs yelling "NOTHING!"

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