Uppermoons on Crack (group chat-ish)

{Welcome to Hell}

I'm bored so let's just start, btw this is in like a group chat thingy. 👍

Warning are swearing (just expect swearing in each chapter)

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Daki has added the 'upper moons' to a group chat

Daki: Sup guys 😎

Douma: Sup girl

Akaza: why did you put us into a gc?

Daki: because I was ✨bored✨

Akaza: fair enough

Kokushibo: why the typoing buttoms so smol?!

Douma: kokushibo your typing sucks

Kokushibo: it's not me faultt

Nakime added Muzan to the group chat 

Daki: oh shit-

Muzan is now online

Muzan: what is this thing?

Akaza: jeez you really are old

Muzan: I-

Douma: oof-

Akaza: douma stfu

Douma: no thanks! :)

Kaigaku: I'm bored

Daki: I have an idea!

Daki: let's play t or d!!

Gyutaro: Jesus Christ 

Dabi: he can't help you now! :D

Kaigaku: fine I'll go first

Kaigaku: akaza t or d

Akaza: Truth

Nakime: pussy

Akaza: I will knock your ass out

Nakime: do you have control over the fortress

Akaza: ...

Nakime: didn't think so

Douma: dammmm

Kaigaku: anyway your question is 'do you like someone in the 12 kizuki?'

Akaza: maybe? Idk I'm figuring it out

Kaigaku: 👀

Akaza: k my turn 

Akaza: daki t or d

Daki: ooh~ D!

Akaza: I dare you to...insult master!

Muzan: .........

Daki: but I'll die!

Akaza: 👍

Daki: fine!

Daki: master y-you LOOK LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON

Muzan: ...

Muzan is now offline

Douma: that's the best you could come up with?

Daki: I was panicking!

Gyokko is now offline

Douma: he was online?!

Gyutaro: always as been

Douma: creepy 👀

Akaza: nobody gives a shit!

Douma: someone's in a mood ;-;

Akaza: no shit Sherlock 

Daki: SHUT THE FUCK UP 

Daki: it's my turn ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ

Daki: douma t or d?

Douma: Dare!

Daki: put on a maid dress and send a pic

Douma: kk brb

Douma is now offline

Gyutaro: LMAO

Daki: I thought he would protest! :0

Akaza: you clearly don't know douma

Daki: >:0

Douma is now online

Douma has sent one attachment 

(Not my art, credits to the bootiful person who made this)

Douma: Done!

Nakime: why does he look low-key cute 👁👄👁

Douma: thanks Nakime! At least I think that's a compliment

Daki: Ok I'm screen shoting this (i think that's right?)

(Btw ignore the boldness change)

Douma: seriously Daki!?

Daki: ya 🤩

Gyutaro: well it's not bad...-ish

Douma: i don't know if that's a compliment or not

Akaza is now offline

Douma: umm should I be worried?

Kaigaku: maybe 

Kaigaku: depends if you're top or bottom

Kokushibo: oh my

Gyutaro: you're still here!?

Kokushibo: I never left

Douma: at least your typing has gotten better 

Kokushibo: yeah I've been practicing on Google

Daki: lol

Douma: OH SHIT I THINK AKAZA HERE-

Douma is now offline

Daki: he didn't ask someone t or d! 

Kaigaku: I think douma Is gonna die

Gyutaro: R.I.P

Daki: R.I.P

Kaigaku: R.I.P

Kokushibo: R.I.P

Nakime: R.I.P

Muzan is now online

Muzan: R.I.P

Muzan: WAIT-

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Well R.I.P douma 

Btw I'm not sure if I want to make akaza going to douma while he's in a maid dress dirty or not. 🧍‍♀️

Do you guys ship douma x akaza? To be honest it's my fav crack ship ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Also sorry it's bad  (I don't really proof-read) 🥸 and a bit short 

Well Have A Good Day/Night!