(tf am i doing)
kurt waz in the apartment putting on sum hot hot clothes bc he felt lik he was hotter then blainez ass & that rare bc blainez ass is like holy heven lik omg
butt as kurt wazz puting on a bandanna around hiz frail lil neck w/ show tunez playn in the bakgrond blaine cam into hte appmt and blaine grabbed kurtz ass as kurt waz dancen 2 barbra strisanddddddddddddddd d d d d d d d d d d ddddddfdd d s d fs f g
wtf
ok
but kurt waz lik
oH MY GO D BLAINE &ERSON WT F F F F F F F
&blaine waz all like
wut???/??//?/
"u scard tha living carpas out of me " kur t yeerd
"tf is a carpus???" blaine askedd d d d d f d f d f ff
wtf
"lik ur hand or sumthing idk"
"o k t h e n" blane says " kurt ur rlly hot"
"....." kurt pauzed "ik wtf"
"lets have sex" blaine sed
"chill omg"
blaine fell on the floor. tf
"oMG BLAINE R U DED" kurt ned nxt 2 him
"lmao no" blaine got on top on kurt and pulled out a knif "heRZ JONNY!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!"
" lmao jk" blaine threw the knif and it landed on kurts glass case of skin care
"blINE &ERSON HO W CO U LD YoU"
"bb no ill buy u more just have s3x w me"
"kk"
"yay"
"but i top okay"
then then they do the figgy foo buttt ooopppssss
kurt uzed blaiens hair gel insted of lube
"BLAIN E"
"hum?"
"mY DICK IS STUCK IN UR ASS HOL E"
"yay s3X 5 EVER AYAYAYYAAYYAYA"\
"BLINE N O"
"BLAINE Y E S"
"BLINE I HAVE TO B @ VOUGE IN 2 HRS OM G"
"sex 5 ever."¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"BL AI NE"
"idk pull out"
" IM TRYIN G"
"welp. lets get a kife"
"whAT IM NO T KUTTING OFF MY DICK BLAINE"
" ik i need it for dis bagle"
"oh oky lets go"
kurt and blaine waddled to the kitchen and blaine had hiz bagle
"okay how do we get my dick out of ur anal hole" kurt asked as he took a bite of his bagle"
"this gel cumz out w shampoo" bline sed w a mouthfull of dick
i mean bagle
"tO THE SHOWER"
otw to the showr the fell bc they did not step @ the sam tim but they got in
kurt latheed his dick in hair gel agin oops
lmaooooo jk it was shampo i promise
" k well ur ass hole is loos now but my dick is still stuck man wtf"
blaine bend in a weird way backwards and gave kurt a big shove and kurts dick came out but the top layer of skin did not
"oaHhhHHHHHHHWOOOOWWWOWOWOWOWO SH I T" KUrt yeerd i pain as he looked at the skin hanging from blainez ass and cried "my...my...my...my cock"
"omg" blaine said " wht happned????"
"LOOK!" BLAINE TURNED AROUND AND SAW KURTS DICK AND VOMITED @ ALL THE BLOOD AND THE PROJECTIL VOMIT ENDED UP ON KURTS DICK AND KURTS DICK FELL OFF
no it didnt but it felt lik it lmaooooo
"fUUCCKKKKKKKKKK MY LIFEEEE" KUrt sed
blaine shrugged and the audienc waz all like
"Blaineeeeeeeeeee"
YOU ARE READING
KLAINE AF (Klaine crack)
Humorbc the world needs klaine crack if there is Ferard crack tbh
