Fundy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Shroud: Put spaghetti in it.
Fundy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Micheal: Put spaghetti in it.
Fundy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
XD: Put spaghetti in it.
Fundy: I am no longer taking suggestions.
(PUT SPAGHETTI IN IT)
XD: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Micheal: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Fundy: Shroud bath water.
Shroud: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
(WHOS A BULLY NOW LEVIN'T?!)
Shroud: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Micheal: A doll.
Fundy: A cinnamon roll.
XD: A sweetheart.
Shroud:
Shroud: ...stop it.
(Your all bullys)
Fundy: Shroud, we're hungry!
Micheal: Shroud! What's for dinner?
XD: We're hungry, Shroud!
Shroud, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
(THERES POISON IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU FUCKING WANT THAT)
Micheal: *Gasp*
XD: wHAT??
Micheal: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
XD: *inhales*
Shroud, in another room with Fundy: Why can I hear screeching?
XD: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Fundy’s door in, and let them know that we’re in town.
Shroud: That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.
XD: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go.
Shroud: No, we just can’t go in there and kick down Fundy’s door. We need a plan.
XD: Well who makes the plans?
Shroud: Micheal.
XD: Micheal, what's the plan?
Micheal:You guys are gonna go down there, kick Fundy’s door in, let them know you’re in town.
(WERE COMING LEVIN'T)
Micheal: My stomach growled super loud in French.
Micheal: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Fundy: Bonjour.
XD: Le growl.
Shroud: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
XD: *sees Micheal and Fundy together*
XD: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Shroud: You mean... you ship them?
Micheal: That's ridiculous, Fundy doesn't have a crush on me.
XD: Yes they do.
Shroud: Yes they do.
Fundy: Yes I do.
Fundy: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
XD: Fucking Micheal and Shroud were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
(Next time, give us our fucking nuggets)
XD: How late were you up last night?
Fundy & Micheal, in tandem: Me?
XD: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
XD, to Shroud: You.
(What was I meant to be doing again?)
XD: I just found out from Shroud today that when Fundy died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Micheal said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
(HE HAD A POINT THO XD)
Fundy: I told Micheal to grab snacks for everyone.
XD, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Fundy, Micheal, and Shroud raise their hands*
(I headcannon shroud as 8 so yes)
XD: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
XD: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Micheal: Uh... what's up with them?
Fundy: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
XD: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Shroud, crying: It's working.
XD: You just said ‘hole’ too many times.
Micheal: And that’s coming from XD.
Shroud: *Points at XD* That’s concerning.
Fundy: YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING MICHEAL! *storms out*
(What's wrong with you levin't?)
Shroud and Fundy: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
XD:
Micheal, exasperatedly: Shroud our father is here || We have a guest
(I know, that's the point)
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Shroud, with XD and Fundy behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Shroud: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Shroud: Micheal FUCKING FELL OFF!
(Ayo, who the fuck let me drive)
Micheal: Made you all playlists!
Micheal: Shroud, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Micheal: XD, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Micheal: And Fundy has the ABBA Gold album.
XD: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Micheal: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
XD: And I reserve that right! After all....
XD: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Micheal: There were no movies made in 1879.
XD: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Fundy: Oooh! Let’s go ask Shroud if they saw it in theatres!
(I made shroud 8-)
Shroud: I’m gonna die alone.
XD: Shroud, you’re not gonna die alone.
Shroud: Micheal, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Fundy: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Shroud: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Shroud: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Shroud: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
XD: What do you want then?
Micheal: Er… something work related.
XD: What department is this?
Micheal: Sorry?
XD: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
XD: *looks at Fundy and Shroud* Some sort of homosexual department?
(Correct)
YOU ARE READING
Haha, families and incorrect quotes am I right?
HumorIt's a family of people from a collab Levin't/Fundy is not included in the family but is platonically married to Asher/Micheal so-
