Today I was transferring to Brobdingnagian High. It was a very prestigious school that all the top families in Monstropolis sent their kids to, so I don't know why I'm going there. Anyway, I need to make a good first impression to lure the ladies in 💅💅💅
After taking a massive dump, I brush my luscious blond locks, sprayed some of my favorite manly perfume (my gucci wet dog fantasy deluxe 3000), then made my way out the door. Damn I look (and smell) good 😏
I pull up to school with my segway and I could already feel everyone's eyes on me. I smirked as I confidently walked into school. I could hear everyone whispering so obviously, I decided to eavesdrop:
"Who is that hottie?" a girl practically moans.
"Who is that giant green baby?" a jealous loser with buck teeth grumbles.
"What a snack," another girl giggles.
So far, so good.
Sully's POV:
My jaw was on the floor. How could someone be so short and spherical, yet so hot? And damn that clenched florumptious booty was too good to be true:
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Ugh what am I saying? An emo alpha bad boy like me shouldn't be thinking this. Time to go bully him.
I snap my fingers to summon my squad: Micki Ninaj and Megamind.
They immediately make their way over to me and we get in formation.
"Hey, new guy!" I call out and I hear my gang chuckle behind me.
The green beauty immediately turns around and I had to stop myself from moani- I mean murdering him. Fugly ass bitch 🙄
"Yes?" He says confidently. Why did he have to be confident?
"Nice wig," Megamind laughs.
"Shut up doofus, you're bald," I remind him quietly.
"At least I'm owning it. Green Balls here is ashamed of it," Megamind rolls his eyes.
"I'M NOT WEARING A WIG!!" One-Eyed Green Sphere roars, which kind of turns me on- OFF. "And the name's Mike."
It was silent for a few seconds. Ugh Micki forgot her lines. I give her a nudge and finally she clears her throat.
"This one is for the boys with the booming system, top down AC with the cooler system, when he come up in the club, he be blazin' up, got stacks on deck like he savin' up." (period sis)
Is she for real? I need to replace her.
"Oh Sully-Chan!!!" Some annoying voice calls my name. Great. It's my girlfriend, Sandy. She wraps her arms around me. "Who's this fat green sphere standing in front of us, babe?"
Mike huffs and puffs then stomps off.
"See you at my party tonight Mike!" I holler.
Mike's POV:
Everything was going great until that weird alpha guy and his crew came along. You know what? I'm going to his stupid party. That'll show him who's boss (me).
