Expunged stopped and gazed into space.Oh no.It was happening; He couldn't help thinking about Bandu again. He tried not too. Desperate to avoid the thoughts that could not be, no, - would not be- held back.But like dozens of unstoppable griffins they came creeping forward till they filled His brain;Bandus smile shined like tin foil, as impressive as a diplodocus, it filled the iggloo and Expunged was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.Bandus eyes were like baseballs.If you rolled them they would go quite far.Bandus legs were like a tree. Straight and tight.Bandus chest was like a Minotaurs. Powerful and impossible to ignore.How could Expunged not be helpless in the face of that?. Expunged snapped out of it. But the thoughts of Bandu would be back. Would He be able to resist next time?---In the beginning there was royalty its legendary power surrounded in mystery...---Interlude:Expunged was finding it really hard to concentrate at this movement his thoughts kept trying to think of Bandu. Despite what was happening, it was hard to focus!----Expunged and their friends were murderThey always enjoyed murder to relax when things were getting stressful. They thought nothing murder all the time - it was just a way of life.But things were different today.Someone was watching them enjoy murder, and it was starting to get creepy."The creepy guy is creeping me out", said Barbu."Yes, me too. "Just then the man walked over too us."I am a talent scout""Owww...THAT explains it""Expunged, I have been watching you while you did some murder. Your skilled. VERY skilled.""Oh, yes, Expunged is great at it" said BARBU."INDEED. maybe the greatest. Look at Expungeds body. Their nose! Their leg! Their anckle! Its like they is built for murder! Every aspect of their perfect physique built for that one divine purpose. ""I am thus going to officially invite Expunged to the murder championship!" continued the talent scout."We are going to the championship!?" said Barbu "Yes, the ticket has a +1. And you both go straight to the final!""Awesome!""But you will be fighting against someone else that made it to the final...someone you know well....Bandu!""Then its settled" said Expunged. "We go. We cant let Bandu win at anything. Even murder."So they left for the stadium.The next day, Expunged was day dreaming....Barbu snapped them out of it by bursting into their room."Expunged! The contest starts soon! Your late! Jambi and Bandu have already changed into their murdering kits! " "Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "Expunged got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.The audience was already there and they got a big appose as they entered."oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" Bandu sneered.At that moment Expunged realized they had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. Bandu must have drugged them while they were talking the other day.It was too late to do anything about it though. Theyhad to hope there was no more surprises. The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.Bandu grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth "Blam!" The starter fired the starting bow and arrow and the contest had begun!Jambi took the early lead, but Expunged quickly caught up with the murdering. Jambi was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest. Bandu was relaxed though - barely murdering at all!"Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying""And why does he care anyway? He always said murder was stupid " "I know, somethings not right" said Expunged while pulling of a particularly difficult murder move.Just then disaster striked!There was a loud bang BANG! and Jambi collapsed.Expunged murdered backwards for a bit."Jambi! Are you ok?" "urg...sabotage..." Jambi collapsed."Who did it? Who...?"Bandu grinned."WHO???" Just then the gong went. It was half-time.As Jambi was carried taken to hospital by pure black horse, Expunged and Barbu retired to the locker room. Bandu was already there, still grinning. "Oh what a shame. Jambi isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Bandu sniggered again.With that Bandu left out the backdoor."Gosh darn-it" Barbu said. "Bandu drives me mad! ""You know, I think he had something to do with Jambis accident " Expunged was thinking. hard. "Bandu is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil""That means..." said Barbu, her slow cogs working."...He wants to come second!" said Expunged, thinkingly. "Do you think thats...""....because he wants the second prize medal!" said Expunged, winning again. "It must be because the second prize is really royalty ""Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the royalty""That explains why someone would want to become second!""Exactly!""So we have to beat Bandu by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! ""I know" said Expunged. "I am not sure I know how""You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!""No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!""Me?" said Barbu, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do murder?"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!""Ok Expunged, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the murder contest had begun! ---And then, at the worst possible moment. It happened. Again.Expunged gazed at Bandu.It was impossible to resist this time. Like a scotter Expunged was pulled towards Bandu. It was a like patrolling in a war. It was a like a sword piercing through His heart. It was a like magnets.There was No resisting. No mercy. No longer anything else mattered.Bandu looked shocked and then...and then...not shocked. He had known all along.Of course. How could Expunged have been so stupid? Those long looks at eachother,the times they gazed at the stars together, the candle lit dinners.It wasn't just friendship. It never was. It was more and Bandu had known all along."I knew" Bandu said."oh" Expunged said, realizing all this for the first time.But there was more...Bandu wasn't pulling away. He was pushing tighter. Holding Expunged like a wild meerkat.At some point their clothes came off.They got ripped in the process of the pashioningHe didn't care. This is what He had needed for so long. too long. July. maybe more.But this was now now. Expunged and Bandu together at last!They canoddled like lovers .Afterwards they looked at eachother longingly.But they knew they must leave.They didn't want anyone to see.Expunged took one last look at Bandu."Goodbye my snuggly one""Love you too, my one and only Expunged"And then they departed.---Barbu and Expunged walked boldly into the World Championship Murder-ing Arena. It was time for the final part. But first Barbu had to be registered."I, BARBU, WOULD LIke to compete!" she shouted proudly all ready for her big day. "I am sorry but afraid its not allowed" said the contest judge. Devastated Barbu started sobbing. "But I have wanted to compete in a murder-ing contest all my life! " "Its not in the rules I am afraid."Expunged took Barbu in their arms."I'm sorry I thought you would be allowed""Its not fair...I have every right to compete.""Its probably just because you are a girl""Probably. that's just typical!"Barbu sobbed some more. The floor was quite wet now."I know, I'll have to lose now""Its so unfair, why should you have to lose? Why should you have to come second?""I'll...be ok Barbu, I can do this." said Expunged holding back their emotions. "*snuff*" said Barbu"Its so unfair on you! They will all make fun of you for coming second!"It was true, the other murder-ing fans would make fun of them."I'll take it" said Expunged manly. Barbu was already so upset that Expunged would have to lose, Expunged didn't want to make her even more.With that Expunged stood up and went to the starting line next to Bandu."So its just you and me""As it should be""Lets end this"Bandu gave the contest judge and nod and the contest started once more.Expunged and Bandu did their murder-ing intensely. Expunged tried to control himself but it was hard. Every instinct in him made him want to win. They could not be put on a leash.But They had to control it!Expunged struggled"Could he do it?" "How could he not win?" "They Loved murder!" "This was not possible" "But he had too" "For the sake of the 3D world" "He needed too" "But how?"Finnally defeating his inner monologueing they overcame their bloodlust for murder-ing. They could lose now.Expunged stopped. A calmness washed over them and they entered a zen-like state. They did nothing.Bandu didnt see this and rushed ahead murder-ing like Expunged was still going. Before they could see what happened they had won!Expunged had come second by default!"I....won....?" said Bandu confused. "Yes..you see we knew your plans to come second and get the royalty as it was the prize. So Barbu and me planned to come second!""But I won!!!""Yes""I never won anything before! I was always bitter and evil because I never won anything!"Suddenly Expunged realized that Bandu was a good person and they just did evil because they never won anything before."Now they I have won this prize I feel all my evil thoughts leaving me, I dont need the royalty now...I am sorry I did anything bad"Expunged and Bandu forgave eachother and the crowd cheered."I forgive you!""Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Horrrraaayyyyy" said the crowd.And then everyone went home together and lived happily ever after and there were no more problems.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T MAKE THIS GUYS I MADE THIS WITH AN AUTO GENERATOR -diez-
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