Toilet Humor

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Warning the following story was written by two people with no life what so ever and liked bumble bees the end. 2nd warning theese are not their real names.

Tana: Hey

Tom: Soup

Tana: Wasabi

Tom: Teh ski

Tana: CHEESE!

Tom: I wouldn't want to bree you right now.

Tana: Eh Hem, I am a toilet.

Tom: Next topic, bumble bees and trees.

Tana: THE MOON!

Tom: I have a friend that wants to reciet a poem.

Tana: I want to go to the cheese town and have a pie and then go and then go and then go to me!

????: Roses are red, My name is Dave.

Dave: This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Tana: Sausage are atashments on meh moon

Tom: Bye Dave.

Dave: MICROWAVE!!!!!

????: My name is Pipper Popper Piper Pooler Panny Poop

PPPPPP: No

???? ??????: HELLO *dies*

Tom: DICK CHAPPY NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Dick chappy: im ok.

Tana: I just got a tattoo

PPPPPP: You're a toilet

Tana: You're a toilet

PPPPPP: No, I can clearly see that your a toilet

Tana: You're full of crap

PPPPPP: No someone forgot to clean you, so, technically, you're full of crap

Tana: Shurrupe

Tom:  I GIVE UP!!!!

Tana: Leave your comments below for a squeakwal please and some other possible ideas/characters. Thanks for reading and listening

Dick Chappy: *DIES*

Tana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 12, 2013 ⏰

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