(a.n.) alright, I'm bored AF so I just randomly started writing this. I have no idea what I am doing.
Moikey wok upp screemin. "Ahaghsnefjne!1!1!1!"
"Nuuuu 2k7 Peet wnetz! Don kull me wid ur majical emo pwerz!1!1!" Ef curse id wuz a dreem. Moikey smack his not ass bieg as brdon urines head. Den allll suden, Gerd come tdru da door telloon moikey dey kneeded 2g2 londoon fer sum reeson.
Wen moikey cum owt ef hiz rooom, he forgt 2 cloz da doore. " CLOZE DA GODDAM DOOR YOU SMORE" yell gerd. Moikey dodnt paye attntion dough he new gerd's sass wuld cum bak to biite him in da arse. Oh wrll.
Wen dey got 2 londoon, dey sarw 2 britis kids dat lookd hella gaye. Fronkeh wuz confyused und wen up 2 dem. "R u guys gaye? Bcauz u looke hella Gaye. Und y r u holdin a hamstr?"
Da gaye britis kids toelld us dey buye hamstrs evry month. Den dey fly awayy on a majical homosexul lione.
Frokeh den went wid gerd to da hutel and had da butsecks.
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I don't even know.
