"Hey daddy shrek, my hot daddy big green bean." said donkey
"Hello baby girl, do you need something? perhaps smooches?" shrek said.
"Yes daddy" donkey said happily
"Anything for my little donkey." said shrek and proceeds to give donkey smooches all over the face.
Donkey
"Oh my daddy." donkey said
"What is it babe?." shrek looks at donkey confusely.
Donkey
"I sharted, oh my goodness." donkey said
"Don't be embarrassed baby girl, your fart smells good like perfume." shrek said
"By the way daddy, do you think that I look cute and petite?" donkey said
"Yes you are baby girl." shrek said
"Anyway, what do you think we should do now daddy greenie beanie? " donkey said.
Shrek
"Hmm.. Maybe we should do a farting competition. Who ever farts the longest wins!" Shrek said
"Holy shat! we should. " Donkey said
"Great , I'll start then baby" shrek said and begins to fart
"Fawk! That shit stinks! What did you ate for supper? beans?." donkey said angrily.
Shrek
Yes, I ate two big cans, so that I can fart the longest. " shrek said and to laughs like a pyscho.
"That's not fair! I'm going to cast a fawking spell on you. You ugly looking ogre. " donkey said.
"What did you fawking say to me? I'm breaking up with you. "
Donkey
I don't fawking care, I found someone better than you ugly ass bitch. " donkey said with a smirk on his face.
"You fawking bitch! How dare you. " shrek said angrily
"Do you wanna know who it is?" donkey said.
"Tell me. Who is it? " shrek said.
"It's fiona your ex wife. " donkey said
Shrek
"Bruh, you're a fawking bitch." shrek said
"Fawk you! Goodbye." donkey said without bidding goodbye
137382 trillion years later
They both died
The end.
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Shrek x Donkey
RandomShrek is a hot looking big daddy green bean. While on the other hand, Donkey is small cute and petite. What will happen if a farting competition ruined their relationship.
