Welcome To the Internet

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welcome to the internet

have a look around!

anything that brain of yours can think of can be foooouuuuund!

we've got mountains of content

some better, some worse

if none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first


welcome to the internet

come and take a seat

would you like to see the news?

or any famous woman's feet?

there's no need to panic, this isn't a test. HAHA

just nod or shake your head. and we'll do the rest


welcome to the internet

what would you prefer?

would you like to fight for civil rights?

or tweet a racial slur? 

be happy! be horny! be burning with raaaaaaage!

we got a million different ways to engage


welcome to the internet

put your cares aside

here's a tip for straining pasta

here's a 9-year old who diiiieeed!

we've got movies. and doctors. and fantasy spoooooooooorts!

 And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the differentcharactersinHarryPotterscrewingeachother (snicker)  hah


welcometotheinternet

hold on to your socks

cuz a random guy just kindly sent you pictures of his dong

they are grainy and off-putting

he just sent you mooooooooooooore!

dont act surprised you know you like it you wh*re


see a man beheaded

get offended, see a shrink

send us pictures of your children

tell us every thought you think

start a rumor, buy a broom

or send a death threat to a boomer

or DM a girl and groom her

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