xinny th pooh woke up and had explosive fart diarrhea on the toilet
then he mixed it up into soup
and poured it on his starlight cheerios cuz he couldnt find milk in his refrigerator
he got kinda mad cuz he spilled it on his favorite suit
then he want to grab some puthay with biden cuz despite waht they say to each other during conferences we all know they secretly love each other and go to president prom every saturday
anuways
so so
xinny then gets up and gets his 2nd favorite suit and goes to wake up his hot daughter who i definitely dont have a crush on
then they have back to the future time machine
cuddles
u think i was gona say seggs naw hoe thats incest 🤭🤭🤭
he then goes to see his plastic surgeon so his face can be turned into a one way
"i can convey any emotion with one facial expression try me hoe"
face
after this he flies on his magic red commie carpet to the government building (idk what its called bish) and he starts a long day of paperwork and other shiz
passing new execu- i mean
i mean uh making china better, ah, what a wonderful leader u are xinny i hope nothing ever changes
14 years later
doododoododoooodoooooooooooo dadoooo dooadooodadooo dooodoooo
breaking news
xinny is dead at age 83 from choking on too much plastic surgery in his neck
the end
