𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤| 𝐀. 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞

•𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬•

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𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲, 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭, 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏𝟓𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬. 

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Incorrect quotes:

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Flirting━Adrien and [M.name]

Adrien: *Trying to wink and failing miserably*

[M.name]: Are you flirting with me?

Adrien: I'm fucking trying!

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Family Sized━Adrien and [M.name]

[M.name]: Hey what are you doing?

Adrien: Eating a family-sized bag of chips.

[M.name]: No, that's the smallest size.

Adrien: Every size is a family size when you're practically an orphan.

[M.name]: Blondie nO-

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Cold━Adrien, Nino, and [M.name]

Adrien: I'm kinda cold.

[M.name]: Here, take my jacket.

Nino: I'm cold too.

[M.name]: *As he cuddles Adrien* Well damn Nino, I can't control the weather!

Nino: *mentally* I need a relationship like that...

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Stars━Adrien and Marinette

Adrien: Wow the stars are really beautiful tonight.

Marinette: Yeah they are.

Adrien: You know who else is beautiful?

Marinette: *Blushing* Who?

Adrien: *Blushing* [M.name].

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Patience━Marinette and [M.name]

[M.name] is trying to explain that it's creepy to know your crush's schedule for the next 3 years by memory.

[M.name]: Gods give me patience.

Marinette: Isn't it God give me strength?

[M.name]: *With a dead look on his face* If God gave me strength, then you wouldn't be standing.

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Yes━Adrien and [M.name]

Adrien: [N/N]! Did you take your vitamins?

[M.name]: *half asleep* Yes, Blondie.

Adrien: Have you been getting enough sleep?

[M.name]: Yes *yawns*

Adrien: Have you eaten today?

[M.name]: Yes.

Adrien: Are you feeling okay?

[M.name]: *chuckles* Yes.

Adrien: Will you go on a date with me?

[M.name]: Yes. Wait- what?

Adrien: HA! Yes! You already said yes, no backing out now!

[M.name]: Adrien, mi amor. We've been dating for two years.

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4 months━[M. Name], Adrien and Plagg

Adrien: 4 MONTHS-

Plagg: What's got his panties in a twist?

[M.name]: *suppressing a snort* It's nothing really...

Adrien: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

[M.name] and Plagg: *Loud wheezing ensues*

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Get well soon━Alya and [M.name]

[M.name]: I got Dupain-Cheng a get well soon card.

Alya: *surprised* That's surprisingly nice of you.

[M.name]: She's not sick. I just thought that she should do better.

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100% Successful━Alya and [M.name]

[M.name]: This was a 100% successful trip!

Alya: *Slightly panicked* We lost Marinette!!!

[M.name]: Like I said, 100% successful!

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Not a choice━Adrien and [M.name]

[M.name]: Being gay was never a choice!

[M.name]: *Holding Adrien like a trophy* It's a game that I've won!

Adrien: *Flustered*

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Environmentally aware━ Chatnoir and [M.name]

[M.name] and Chat are chilling on a roof.

[M.name]: I like a man that's environmentally aware.

Chatnoir: *Points at the sky* That's a cloud.

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𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰 (𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭).

 𝐒𝐨, 𝐈 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬. 𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬!

 -𝐊𝐚𝐳♥

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