The Alex Turner Song
Alex Turner went South to be a Southerner
His house became ashes when he left on the Burner
Poor Alex Turner
Had to eat butter with his bread casue his only job is the bread butter churner
Mr. Alex Turner
He so smart in school
His mama say he be a smart learner
She predict he gonna make big bucks as a money earner
Gonna get a fancy job prepping long meat foods for Oscar Mayor Werner
He has to stay in the middle of the room wit the light on cause he afraid of dark cerners
Bought himself a pet beaver but didn't know what to feed her, his buddy beaver-he had to return her. Damn, Alex Turner
Mrs. Alex Turner
She got roses up in her bed chamber
Where the honeysuckle clamber
And they'll bloom there all December
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The Ballad of Alex Tuna 🐍🍿🔫
HumorA song written by me and my friends about Alex Turners life and legacy as a southerner . #370 in songs 5-25-22 #4 in thestrokes 5-25-22 #8 in alexturnerarcticmonkeys 5-25-22 #375 in songs 5-26-22 #228 in arcticmonkeys 6-6-22 #191 in alexturner 7-30...
