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*Sheep and Emmett in their lab doing whatever random shit they do*

Sheep: hey emmett-

Emmett: what you shit head?

Sheep: rude.. ANYWAYS which came first the chicken or the egg?

Emmett: ...Bitch- ITS THE CHICKEN YOU DUMB WHORE

Sheep: ok one, IM NOT A WHORE. two, HOW IS IT THE CHICKEN? 

Emmett: BECASE THE CHICKEN LAYS EGGS MEANING THEY CAN REPRODUCE 

Sheep: OK BUTTTTTT- it's the egg. IF THE EGG COMES FIRST IT CAN HATCH THEN REPRODUCE.

Emmett: THAT WOULDNT WORK, THE CHICK WOULD STARVE BEFORE IT CAN LAY EGGS. IF THE CHICKEN IS FIRST THEN IT CAN LAY EGGS AND FIND FOOD FOR ITS KID WHORE

Sheep: well- uhhh ummm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................

Xzari: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON  DOWN HERE- what the hell.

*both sheep and emmett looking at her*

Sheep: get out of my house

Xzari: MF ITS OUR HOUSE. also what the hell were you guys doing in here? i could hear you from the top floor.

Sheep: i asked Emmett which came first the chicken or the egg-

Xzari: MF ITS THE CHICKEN

Sheep: NO THE FUCK IT ISNT HOE-



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