The start of something (shit)

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Have Mr. snake that I added some fabulous details (real) 
[Tbh I forgot what I need to do when writing a chat fic stuff...]
Also might be cringy so heads-up ig



Somewhere in the fucking crack of dawn, a sleeping y/n is now awake due to the numerous noti-fucking-cations. 

Y/n is now questioning their existince but then remember that they only live for [idk put whatever you live for] and garlic bread. [Bcuz garlic bread is life, you can personally fight me on that if you hate it.]

The crappy charger is still beside them and now y/n is wondering why they haven't thrown it away and bought a new one but then they remember that they're lazy to actually go out and buy a working charger so meh 

Emo gang wannabe💪🖤


The type of guy to give out tampons instead of popsicles :
And thats why you should never leave your slippers out in the open 

Get the hair gel away from him :
Because the sun might make your foot burn?

The type of guy to give out tampons instead of popsicles :
No its because the slipper thief might snatch it and leave you with nothing left plus you'll probably get foot fungus.

Call me if they do some stupid shit :
And how is the relevant to the topic we have rn? 

The type of guy to give out tampons instead of popsicles : 
Well ofc being the nice friend I am, I had to warn my friends 

Should get paid :
That's nice ig.. but who the hell is the person reading this? 

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
Aww damn I thought I would get away with it 💔😕

The one who has foot fungus :
So what are you?

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
A human obviously  

Call me if they do some stupid shit :
No shit. 

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
I actually haven't shitted in the last 1-2 days so thanks for reminding me random person I met in an unknown gc whom I have no knowledge of

Should get paid :
I- what. I have no words but shit soon ig 😃

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
Thanks, its appreciated

Call me if they do stupid shit :
Ok but seriously who are you? 🧐

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
I'm a disappointment but you can call me y/n ig.. 🧍‍♂️

The one who has foot fungus :
So what's your gender?

Should get paid :
IF you are comfortable of course

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot 
(reply to The one who has foot fungus : So what's your gender?) :
Yes. 

The one who has foot fungus : 
Yes? 

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
Yes.

The type of guy to give out tampons instead of popsicles :
Yes? What does that mean?

Don't fw me or I'll snatch your foot :
Shush shush don't mind it
Oh by the way before I forget, who are yall and why am I here 

The one who has foot fungus :
You can call me mikey!! Oh and @/Should get paid is ken-chin 

Should get paid :
Call me draken instead of that nickname

Call me if they do stupid shit :
I'm mitsuya takashi, nice to meet you y/n

Get the hair gel away from him :
Matsuno chifuyu

The type of guy to give out tampons instead of popsicles :
I'm-

Battery 0 (charge me mf) 

"Damnit. Why you gotta be dead at the wrong time seriously 🧍‍♂️😕"

"Ugh might as well charge it since I know so well that I'm gonna be mad if I wake up with a phone that's on 0%" 

"Lemme get the darn charger"

But whoops when you do get to the place where your charger is supposed to be, its gone

You already have a headache from the notifications and this is what you get. #Makebetterchargers

So you either sleep and wake up with a 0% phone or waste a couple minutes of your sleep to get that good battery percentage. What will it be? 


[A/N: I genuinely kinda like this yet I don't at the same time. But lmk what you think of it. Is it cringy? Bad in grammar? Just tell me what's wrong with it, but nonetheless I hope you enjoyed it somehow] 

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