a man wakes from his rest as he rises from the covers and turns to get off the bed then walks out of his room as his normal outfit appears on his body.
he walks into the kitchen and grabs a pan from the cabinet then into the fridge to get eggs , he cranks the stove top to high and cracks the eggs into bowl then whisks and pours it into the pan , as he finish making the egg someone wanders into the kitchen
???1: the fuck is you doing
???2: I am cooking at home
???1: discord you stupid as hell I could of brought you McDonald's
discord: McDonald's? You and the rest of ya coulda brought rent money Teo
Teo : oh damn
discord : I ain't playing games
Teo: I'm playing games I'm hopping on your ps5
discord: dawg I was about to watch Netflix
teo now in the living room pulled out all of discord game cds
teo: lemme check out these games you got food
service manger 2020 bruh these weak ass games
discord who finished his breakfast walks into the room
discord: huh what's going on? the fuck is up with this CD stack , their no way in hell you got my CD in here like this
Teo: bruh I took them all out for easy access when I get to the next game
discord : their ain't gonna be a next game bitch!
Teo: why you tripping about me fucking your shit up?
Discord: you in here scratching up my CDs
that's diabolical
Teo:you know I ain't got no money so I won't be paying to fix that shit
discord: you damn laggard
teo: what did he say
Discord : you were always running through my house before you were broke
Teo: damn you right but just because I don't pay bills doesn't mean I can't stay here
discord: doesn't mean I won't smack your stupid ass back to the streets either
Teo: you changed
*knock knock knock *
Discord : bitchs did to get they knuckles off my door
Bank bill : you must of thought shit was sweet
Discord :thought I had the door locked
Bank Bill: it's tax time dummie * as he slams a price of paper on the table where the CDs is *
Teo: in-come tax audit
discord : why you bring your math homework
Bank Bill : tax audit you ain't paying taxation
discord: hold on wait for me to file I am writing down lies right now
Bank Bill : I come for the back tax
Discord : I never had no type of money
Teo: he talking about how he stay cheating on his tax's * fist smacks him right in the back of the head*
Discord : Got to be the number one snitch in my life
Bank Bill: you owe BEARD
Discord : so what you workin with the IRS now
Bank Bill : this ain't the IRS this the IBS the internal beard service
discord: internal beard Service?
