Jan Bach Gayi, By God!

❤️KUCH TOH HAI TUJHSE RAABTA❤️

Jan Bach Gayi, by God.

An OS for a competition held by @_Anusha_69
Judged by: @awwnkhi
Written by: @AS_198

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"Monu, Monu, bro aaj toh you are dead. God ji bhi tujhe bacha nahi payenge aaj. Kamini!", Sid yelled while running up the stairs while Monu giggled. "Mujhe god ji ki zaroorat hi nahi hai, mere paas Karan hai. Boo!", Monu teased and ran to her bedroom while Sid huffed and ran behind her. "God ji please thoda dimaag transfer kardo ismein. Ek number ki drama queen hai, aaj mera breakup karwa kar chodti yeh da... di... do...", Sid stuttered.

"DAYAN unpadh!", Koel yelled from the living room while Monu gasped, "Haww Koel!" Koel freaked out, "Na-", but as usual, before she could complete Monu started her drama while Sid stopped on the stairs wanting to enjoy the drama. "Koel, meri behen, tujhse yeh ummeeed nahi thi. Hai bhagwan, utha lo isko, utha lo. Chodna mat isse. Mujhe Dayan bola? Muh jaisi pari ko, jiske peeche sab ke sab deewane hain? Nahiiii, mein inn seediyon se hi phisal jaati hoon!", Monu acted dramatically while planning her hand on the forehead.

"Haan phir news milegi ki tu pregnant hai, haina? Star Plus chal raha hai?", Koel rolled her eyes while Monu gasped and blushed, "Abhi toh Karan ko bataya bhi nahi hai, aur tu toh wahan tak bhi pohonch gayi!", she said blushing while Koel facepalmed and Sid decided to interrupt.

"Woh sab chod, tune Sanju ko yeh bol dya ki maine 15 aur ladkiyon ke saath night stand kiya hai?", Sid asked. "Haan, kiya toh hai tune!", Monu said as if it was obvious while Koel spit out the apple juice she was drinking. "KYA? Sid! Abey Ch*tiye! Chi, bhag jaa yahan se, get out!", Koel lashed out Sid while Sid's eyes widened.

"Maine kab night stand kiya? Drink karke pass out was the max. Aaj tak Sanju ke siwai kisi ko kiss bhi nahi kiya. Apne drone ki kasam mein eat karta hoon!", Sid said while Koel glared at Monu, "Monu, Sid ne drone ki kasam kha li hai, iska matlab tune hi badmashi ki hai, haina?", Koel said while Monu blinked her eyes innocently. "Aur Sid kasam eat karta hoon tune agli baar bola toh ghar se bahar nahi duniya se bahar jayega tu mere hathon.", Koel added while Sid gulped and nodded. 

"Kuch bhi? Are kiya hai na isne night stand. Aur by the way, maine Sanju ko ladkiyon ka koi mention nahi kiya, maine kaha, Sid ne 15 baar night stand kar rakha hai. Ab do baar kitchen mein aag lag gayi thi aur iss gadhe ne kerosene ko pani samajh kar aag par daal diya toh uncle ne isse do baar raat ko khada rehne ke liye kaha than a? Phir ek baar isne bank papers ka airplane bana diya tha, tab bhi isse uncle ne raat ko khada rehne ke liye kaha tha, aise 15 aur atrangi cheezein ki thi isne toh huya tha na yeh khada? So, 15 night stands no?", Monu explained while Sid and Koel threw death glares.

"Mere Karan ko imitate karne ki koshish na karo. He's better, He's the best! Uske toh death glares bhi taaron ki tarah chamakte hain, red velvet cake ki tarah lagte hain.", she said dreamily blinking her eyes while the other two facepalmed and smiled seeing their friend.

"Accha hai isse record kar liya aur Sanju ko send kar diya, ab meri jaan toh bacchi.", Sid said while Koel's eyes widened. "Tune kya kiya?", she said while Sid repeated. "Abey gadhe tune apni saari bewakoofiyon ko send kar diya. Including pani aur kerosene mein difference na jaan na.", Koel, said while glaring while Sid smiled, "Ek din toh pata hi hona tha na? And transparency best hoti hai. She should accept the way I am like I accept her.", he said while smiling while Koel smiled as well. "Woh toh hai, ekdum Faizi ki tarah baatein kar leta hai tu kabhi kabhi, sweet and wise.", she said while Sid made the, "Ohhoooo", wala voice. "Chup karja okay? Saare SPL. Agents bohot acche hi hain. Including Karan bhai.", Koel said to which Sid debated, "Woh Mogambo kabhi khush nahi hoga. Bet laga lo."