**Night guard pov**
I sat on my ass in the uncomfortable spinning chair and the moment I even touched the chair the annoying radio guy called
"Hello hell-"
"Shut the fuck up" I grumbled as I slammed the mute button on the phone as hard as possible
**Freddy pov**
"SYSTEM BOOTING, RUNNING FLAPPY BIRD, FAILED AT 1 LIKE ALWAYS, WAKING UP"
My eyes opened and I stoppe- SQUIRREL! I jolted to my right
**Night guard pov**
Freddy is staring at the camera again
Dead stare
Wtf are you looking at
**Freddy pov**
There wasn't a squirrel just the camera on the roof
Anyways I looked to my right to see a passed out bun bun
"AWAKEN"
"EH WHAT THE JACK RABBIT HELL?" *he woke up in a rush*
"Dick"
"Stfu and go get da night guard"
"Fine"
And he began walking away
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**Night guard pov**
I looked out the door to see the ugliest rabbit robot made in creations
It tried getting in but I slammed the door in it, removing it's head
**Freddy pov**
tye dumbass rabbit killed h- DAMNIT HOW TF IS IT SIX ALREADY
YOU ARE READING
FNAF 1 meme thing
HumorI'm bored so I made dis dis ain't a lemon there might be Gore bc this is FNAF, eggplant man killed kids
