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030

just bitches

kevin: so sunwoo and chanhee are stalking me

younghoon: where did i ask?

kevin: I WASNT SPECIFICALLY TALKING TO YOU??

younghoon: OK??

sangyeon: @chanhee @sunwoo why are you stalking kevin

chanhee: im not stalking kev, sunwoo is and is dragging me along with him 😒

haknyeon: y'all hang out now?

sunwoo: are you jealous?

haknyeon: i literally dream about you two going on dates and making out, i'm far from jealous

chanhee: YOU WHAT

sunwoo: WHY? who thinks about their boyfriend kissing their friends 😭

hyunjae: me

younghoon: me

juyeon: me

sunwoo: y'all don't count

kevin: back to the problem at hand, WHY ARE YALL FOLLOWING ME??

sunwoo: you've been presenting suspicious behavior, and as a criminal justice major, it is my duty to get to the bottom of this.

changmin: this mf thinks he's sherlock holmes

hyunjae: mystery gang looking mf talking about "it's my duty to get to the bottom of this" pack it up fred 🤣

younghoon: LMAOO

haknyeon: they cooking yo ass, fight back!

sunwoo: mannn y'all are just a bunch of haters

kevin: ok but how tf am i exhibiting suspicious behavior?? all i did was go to a coffee shop and get coffee??

sunwoo: yes that may be true, but you order a oreo frappe instead of your usual order, which is: quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred. so what's up with that 🤨

haknyeon: wth...

jacob: not even i know that 😭 are you sure kevin's the one being suspicious here??

changmin: it's giving stalker tbh

hyunjae: mf can't remember answers for tests but can remember his friends long ass coffee order

kevin: HOW TF DO YOU KNOW WHAT I ORDER?? IVE NEVER TOLD YOU THAT NOR HAVE I EVER GONE TO GET COFFEE WITH YOU??

chanhee: i think he's been stalking you for a lot longer than we thought

sunwoo: i can actually explain..

sangyeon: it's been 15 minutes, EXPLAIN MF

sunwoo: basically after kevin left the coffee shop, i sent chanhee away so i could ask the employee your usual order. at first they thought i was a weird stalker and threatened to call the cops, so i had to ensure her that i was friends with kevin and that it was perfectly normal for me to come to a coffee shop to ask his usual order instead of just asking him myself.

chanhee: none of that was normal

chanhee: im leaving and going home now, have fun being a stalker

sunwoo: ITS NOT STALKING

sunwoo: im trying to save our friendship that kevin is trying to ruin by changing his daily routine

kevin: HUH

haknyeon: sunwoo, this is crazy even for you

juyeon: not even eric would do something this insane 💀

eric: im so happy it was sunwoo and not me

eric: but i think i understand the weirdness in sunwoo's behavior today

younghoon: continue

eric: he obviously has a crush on kevin and is trying to get close to him by knowing his coffee order. and he's using his detective act to deflect his true intentions

changmin: that makes sense

haknyeon: that's a lot less interesting than it could have been

jacob: im so confused, bc didn't we already established that we all had some sort of romantic feelings for each other?? or did i misinterpret something?

sangyeon: it's kinda complicated really

hyunjae: yeah, like i don't really have strong romantic feelings for any of you other than sangyeon. but i wouldn't be mad if he was to make out with any of you.

changmin: yeah i can't imagine dating anyone other than my boyfriends, but they could date any one of you and i'd be fine with it.

jacob: ohhh, well then sunwoo you can like kevin, i don't mind <3

kevin: sunwoo having a crush on me is the last thing i would have expected out of this entire situation

sunwoo: DHSKAKK THIS IS SO

sunwoo: OKAY SURE MAYBE I LIKE KEVIN OR WHATEVER

haknyeon: why are you telling us like we don't know this

sunwoo: shut up??

sunwoo: anyways, sorry for being weird about all of this kevin. but i was kinda cover my own feelings from myself by telling myself that all this was for an entire different reason.

kevin: why?

sunwoo: bc i never felt a real  romantic attraction to anyone here other than hak and MAYBE chanhee. and if you can tell by my previous advances at hak, i'm not good at expressing my feelings

kevin: makes sense

kevin: but can you not follow me around next time? and not in a snowman suit either?? i was scared shitless when i noticed the same snowman showing up at every store i visited. but hey chanhee you looked cute in your hello kitty costume

chanhee: .... shut the fuck up

kevin: damn ok

younghoon: HELLO KITTY COSTUME??

changmin: YOU BETTER SHOW US A PIC CHANHEE😡

chanhee: NO??

sunwoo: ok so now what? i've never liked someone in a relationship while also being in a relationship myself

haknyeon: these are the type of things you aren't supposed to think about here

hyunjae: just let whatever happens happen

hyunjae: btw can i also get a picture in the hello kitty costume

chanhee: GO AWAY???

tbz have been so busy this year 🙁 i hope they keep a proper rest soon bc now sunwoo is on hiatus and multiple other members aren't doing so well lately.

this chapter was originally supposed to be paragraph style, but i'm not even halfway through with that chapter so i'll post that some other day maybe. or if you're tired of reading paragraph based chapters, i not post them at all and just finish the story with just text based chapters.

i also might start writing on my ao3 which is haoverse if you're interested.