I woke up in someones bed, i look to the left then right, the moment i looked to the right i saw your mother next to me, "omg is this even real" i though as i got up out of bed, i realised i wasn't in my house.. but whos house is this you may ask, well my little silly sausage if your smart enough with your little peepee brain you will see that the 22 and 23 words say whose house you are
as i walked out of the house there was a patch of cu- i mean yellow sn- i mean frozen pi- i mean melted sans unde- i mean snow, yep just a regular patch of snow, with a suspicious piss like colour, as you walked out of the garden you realised that you weren't near your house but infact you were on a mountain, you decided to climb up to the top of a mountain to do an amazing dance on all the losers at the bottom
when you got almost to the top the sky started to pis- i mean it started to rain so you ran into a nearby cave and kicked a child in a stripped shirt that was going into the same cave down the mountain, you started dancing in the cave but you suddenly tripped and fell into a perfectly placed hole, somehow you survived the fall because of a oddly placed flower patch, as you got up almost more traumatised then seeing the paw patrol cast break into your house at 2:43 AM on 23th September 2022.
as you walked into another room there was a talking flower talking to you using its vocal cords to talk to you, suddenly you had weed killer in your hand and sprayed it at the once talking flower that was talking to you just a second ago, you walked into the next room into a purple place and suddenly there was a tall mother goat, you got frightened by the mother goat and ran past them thinking of yor mother that you woke up to
you reached the hot goat mothers house and just broke in and went down the stairs that was located in the house, you reached a really long hallway and did the roblox angry noise from work at a pisza place you walked against the wall trying to look for a backrooms opening to throw your unneeded phonecase #248, you failed looking for an opening but you reached the end of the hallyway, you opened the big door that looked purple (and big) but its not as big as my co- anyways you left the ruins into a snowy place,
there was a camera in the bush next to the big and purple door, you decided to go towards the camera and say "hey guys welcome back to my livestream, today i will be doing you mother," you somehow broke the camera in the process, leaving it and walking ahead, you encounter a heavy stick that you really liked so you picked it up, as you unbalancedly walked ahead you found a bridge, someone appeared behind you that scared the shit out of you and you accidentally hit them with the stick, loosing the stick to the pit where the bridge was located, you ignored the funny bone man "sleeping" on the floor and walked ahead
you saw a tall bone man walk towards where funny bone man was and you hid inside the oddly, perfectly shapelyed lamp to wait for the bone brothers to leave as they left you crawled out of the lamp and left to go forward where the calcium consumers went, as you reached the town "snowdin" you saw the osseous tissues so you decided to get the lamp for earlier and pretend to be a living lamp, because you need to LIGHTEN up this place- haha get it.? No..? Awe okay
you would be in lamp form going over to the place made out of water and just decided to skip to the fish battle, off course you were in your lamp form (best form) to sneak past flounder, you made it to the inside of a volcano and decided to skip to the lab, you walked in and barney the nerdy dinosaur saw you, you were still in your lamp form so you snook past rex and went to new home to meet goat father, then the funny bone man from earlier appeared and threw you into the border..
The end thanks for coming to my immaculate story (please give me a 5 star review 🥺)
