FOR THE LAST TIME, GAY ISN'T MY NAME, IRUMA!

Single Chapter - I' m gay.

*NOTE: This story is more of a meme, don't take it seriously. Sorry for bad english, I'm a 13 Year old Brazilian using practically no translator.

Asmodeus POV

I woke up in the morning thinking about Iruma (as always), But, this time, I'm felling something bigger, what is it? could it be... ✨𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔✨? naaah, I'm a guy and Iruma is one too... *Seriously thinking about possibilities*

Before i could return to reality it was already time for breakfast (Damnit, this shit is making my brain hurt). I walked downstairs and find my mom already on her sit and David (The family servant) preparing breakfast. I sat down too and stared thinking about the possibility of me being gay.

M(mother)- Ara ara~ Alice-chan, you look pensative, what happened?... Don't sat to me that someone is bullying my Alice-chan!!

A- Mom stop! I-its nothing! There is nothing annoying me!

M- ..If you say so.. (Looks at me with an ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face)

My mother always implicate me everyday, but.. This time something is really annoying me.. should I tell her..? (FLAAAASHHH BAAAAAACK [Yes an Eddsworld reference haha. shut up.])

M- Alice-chan, Don't tell me you are liking someone?!
Y(ounger) A- Y-yeah..

M- *Takes out many seduction books* Oh my dear, Can't belive you are growing up sooooo faaast :>

YA- Nevermind, I don't think I like her anymore.

(Back to reality)

Never again. maybe should I tell him directly?

(At school) (Irumas Pov)

Azz-kun is acting weird lately, is something annoying him?

I- Hey Azz-ku...

A- WHAT?!

I- N-nevermind-

A- *Realises* I-IRUMA-SAMA I'M SO SORRY, I THOUGHT TOU WERE THE ANNOYING VALAC (C- Hey i heard that! hump!)

I- That's ok... sooooo.... There's something annoying you?

A- Yes. (Azz-kun mind: WTF I AM DOING, WAIT WAIT WAIT WA-)

I- Umm, What is it?

A- I-I will tell you later... err... meet me at walter park at 6:00pm , ok?! (Azz mind: AAAAAAAAAAAA)

I- Wha- er- ok?

There's DIFINITELY something wrong with Azz-kun, IS HE MAD WITH ME? DIDHE FOUD OUT I'M HUMAN? IS HE GOING TO EAT ME??!!??!

(After class, 5:00pm) Asmodeus POV:

(Walking back and forth across the room) OMFG I FUCKING RUINED IT, I BET HE IS NOT EVEN GOING TO SHOW UP AAAAAAAAA!!!! DON'T PANIC, WE ARE NOT EVEN IN WALTER PARK, ALICE! CALM DOWN... *take a deep breath* Ok, Thats better, now, I'll text him to corfirm presense *takes phone and start texting Iruma*

A- Are you still going to Walter Park?

I- Yeah! I'm just taking a bath now!

A- Ok.

Ok, He is really going. (Reading it looks like Asmodeus is calm, but in reality he is having 3 types of cardio at the same time at the moment) I'll take a bath and go change.

While I was taking a bath, My head couldn't stop spining... Like... ME? ASMODEUS ALICE, IN LOVE WITH A GUY? no way. But at the same time I'm like: KYAAAA I'M GOING OUT ALONE WITH IRUMA-SAMAAAAA!!!! yeah, maybe I'm truly gay-

I came out of the bath and changed to my best clothes, I put on my perception glasses and headed to Walter park. DAMN I'M SO FUCKING NERVOUS RN-----

Irumas POV:

I don't really known why Azz-kun asked me out, and I am really scared of my theory, but, maybe, is nothing really important (oh boy was he wrong)

While I was taking a bath, Azz-kun texted me if I'm really going. I responded with an "Yeah! I'm just taking a bath now!" and continued the bath. After I finished it, I changed my clothes and put on clothes to go out, put on (ofc) my perception glasses and asked grampa for a ride.

When i got there I told grampa to not worry and go back home (I told him I was going to call him when I needed to go back home) and tried to find Azz-kun (Well, ofc he is with his glasses '-'), but then I heard his voice calling me from the distance and finnaly found him (he had to take off his glasses). He was running in my direction while waving at me (so I did), when we finally reached ourselves we started talking, but I then I remembered why we were there and asked what was wrong;

A- Well.. uuuuuh... I am gay, Iruma-sama

I- ...So your name is not Alice?

A- wha-

I- Well, my name isn't Iruma either, My name is Suzuki!

A- (well i did known that) Wait- Iru-

I- GAY, you can call me Suzuki, after all we are friends!!

A- Ir- Suzuki-Sama, Gay isn't my name-

I- ... What? 🙂

A- (Omg I can't belive he doesn't known what is gay- SUCH A PURE SOUL!!!) Iruma-Sama, Gay... is man that... like other man...

I- Oh- Really? uuuh, cool??

A- DAMNIT IRUMA-SAMA, DON'T YOU SEE?! I AM SAYING THAT I LIKE YOU!!

I- *In shock and blushing*............. I really need to reflect about it bye. *Calls Grampa*

ASMODEUS PLAN TO DECLARE TO IRUMA: FAILS (?)

I, Asmodeus, have NEVER passed to such thing.

Fin.

EXTRA:

That night, Iruma didn't sleep. (Asmodeus... Liking me? but- hm- well that was really obvius but- Do I like him too?? But I already love Ameri- huuuuuuuuuhhhh???)