I was sitting in my room watching porn when out of no where. My Dad came in and told me he was leaving, but I didn't really care since I'm just in my room watching porn.
Then it was tomorrow and I wanted to get some cereal that's when I realized both the milk and my Dad where gone. I really wanted to eat some cereal, but I couldn't go to the store since I'm poor and have no money.
I couldn't ask my neighbors for any since they all hate me since I have no money. The only family member I had that lived near me was my uncle. Plot twist I know.
I went to his house and rung the door bell but know one answered. So I just went in and holy shit it smelled bad. I nearly met god just by how awfulling the smell was. Then, looking down on me was....
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....my uncle.
"Sup little bro" said my fatass uncle. "Watcha up to."
"I wanted some cereal but found out my dad and the milk was gone" I explained to my uncle.
"Well that's too bad I never had any milk in 49 years." said my uncle in a sad tone.
I looked down in sadness, not only am I having to hear this fat fuck complain about his deadbeat father, but I don't get to have any cereals.
"Hey I have an idea" said my uncle excitedly.
I think we all know where this goes from here.
We ended up having Gay Hardcore Anal for 2 hours. (2 hours of Sex and this fat fuck preferred it "nice and slow" so I ended up just waisting my time. All that fat but no load.)
I walked back home disappointed because that would have possibly been the worst sex I ever had and I didn't get any cereal.
A/N : Sorry for the very bad ending but this is my first story I might write a serious one next time.
