Lonnie byers x Ted Wheeler (BYLER)

Fruit loop date

Lonnie: fruit loops....
Ted: fruit loops oh how I want fruit loops
Lonnie: LETS EAT THEM THEN FOLKY FELLAR BESTIE
Ted: YES GIRLY POP
( they get to the fruit loop restaurant )
Lonnie: YUMMY IN MY TUMMY
Ted mind: hee looks so cute while eating fruit loops... AUgh W-what am I-I thinking I'm STRAIGHT NOT GAY EW
Ted: very yummy 😉😏
Lonnie:....
They smooch
Lonnie: u-um....
Ted: um it was fun coming here as ... *cough* friends today and as your ... guest
Lonnie: yeah ... as friends ...
...
Very awkward silence

Lonnie: I'll drive u home....
Ted: o-ok
Teds mind: I forgot I even had a wife because of him... he makes me relive something about myself that I had never ever knew about myself from all these years of living
Lonnie: you okay ?
Ted: O-OH Y- yeah!!!!
Teds mind: he caught me day dreaming while staring at him AH. So emmbarrsing...
* after 15 minutes of full on silence and awkwardness *
Lonnie: your almost home ... folky feller bestie
Ted: ah ah ah okay
Lonnie: we're here
Ted: okay , and thanks for ... ya know ... bringing me out there and ya know being a amazing manly man
Lonnie: no problem maybe will would of got this complet if he turned straight
Ted:... um
* Ted gets outs *
Karen : Ted WHEELER  we're we're you ?
Ted: I- I - I was out with a f-friend
Karen: a friend u say?
Ted: YES A FRIEND OMG I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THINK IN GAY IM NOT UGH YALL CANT JUST RESPECT MY SEXAULITY?'
Ugh I hate u Karen we're OVER U UGLY WOMAN
Karen: what in the frickity Andrew tate
Ted: common Andrew tate W
Karen BYE LEAVE
Ted: OKAY IM OUT IM PACKING
Karen: GOOD HO
Ted: but can I use the phone first
Karen: hurry big butt
* ted calls lonnie*
Ted while crying and sniffling: Please pick me up...
Lonnie: WHAT WHY?! Are you okay folky fellar bestie :(
Ted: n-n-n-no
Lonnie: I'm coming at 108 miles per hour
Ted: go faster
Lonnie: okay folky fellar
Ted: g-good
* Lonnie gets here*
* Ted runs up to Lonnie to hug him *
Ted: thank you for getting me :3
Lonnie: your welcome now p-please get off me
( Lonnie liked it tho)
Ted: o-ok
* ted gets in the seat beside Lonnie and Lonnie drives Ted to his house to stay for a few nights before ted gets a home *
Lonnie: you can stay here as long as you need
Ted: o-okay
Lonnie: also I DONT have a guest bedroom only my bedroom sorry :(
Ted: it's okay! I'll sleep on the couch!!
Lonnie: NOOO! don't I don't want you to have a uncomfortable experience you can sleep on the bed I'll do couch
Ted: no ! I would feel so bad !
Lonnie: then we can sleep on it together as folky fellar besties but it's not weird okay? I don't like fighting about this stuff
Ted : okay :)
* they get in bed together*
Lonnie: ugh are you awake i can't fall asleep
* ted snores as he loves to where he is now cuddling on mr. Byers *
Lonnie: EH?! um o-okay
Lonnie mind: why do I like this!????!! 😭 pls kill me rn