Oh god, I'm in the Transformers movies

Uhhh, okay?

I shifted around and slowly opened my eyes. 'I don't think I'm in Washington anymore...' I thought to myself.

   "You're awake," a voice said from behind me.

   "Yep. Ugh, my head hurts... I'm gonna make it worse by shaking it!" And then I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I shook my head vigorously. "Now I'm in more pain, not fun."

   "That was really stupid," the voice said.

   "Oh I know, I just don't care." I said. I turned around to be face to face with... Ratchet the Hatchet! "Holy shit," I whispered under my breath.

    "What was that? I couldn't quite hear you," he said.

    "Sorry, I said 'Holy shit'. I forgot you're old," I told him. He just looked at me not impressed.

   "So, how's the kid?" A familiar voice asked.

   "She's fine. She's just sassy," Ratchet said. I cleared my throat.

   "Uh, I-I don't mean to be rude, but I uh,  prefer to go by They/Them pronouns and my chosen name is Lolbit," I said not so confidently.

   "Alright. My name is William lennox, but you can call me Will," he said. I smiled at him as he said that.