Discovery of the viscious chub chubs

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There were once upon a time two chubby unicorns named Zephor and Hydrangea, they both lived off of their own barf which consisted of skittles and olive oil. No one knows why they are the only species known to mankind that eats their own waste. Zephor and Hydrangea were abandoned by their own kind because of their gene mutations that caused them to be fatter than the rest of their kind. The have made unicorns today evolve to be chubby. A unicorn can only have 7 offspring in its life time. They are so chubby that the human eye alone can not recognize it. This is why humans today don't believe in unicorns. When we think of unicorns we think of horses with a horn sticking out of their head. Chubby unicorns today, are now recognized as rhinos. A lot of unicorns exist today that live in the wilderness that hardly any humans have spotted them. They look closely resembling the picture above and the cover of this book. Everything in this book is based on real life. The unicorn population today is about 4431 and the chubby unicorn population today is 1217. 2191 are a species of chubby unicorn also known as the rhino. If you think this book is fiction it is not for you. A unicorn life span usually consists of about 411 years. Ancient unicorns have had an average life span of 102 years. The life span has increased because of the latest technology in the last 3 centuries concerning the unicorns. The chubby unicorn appetite is not very huge so to the fat already present. The gestation period for a unicorn is about 81 months. When chubby unicorns are pregnant then look skinner. This is the exact opposite from regular unicorns. Unicorns are not an ancestor of the horse family as many might think. They are in fact a member of the goat family. Some humans harvest meat from unicorns which you can find in the following foods, peanut butter, chia seeds, apples, human meat(canned and mixed w/unicorn), sour patch kids( real kids) and may be found in some canned pie cherries. Unicorn young usually stay with their mothers until they feel comfortable to leave home which can be a maximum of 103 years and minimum of 21 years. Average age to leave home is usually 65 to 88, but not always. Unicorns usually live in the desert. Domestic unicorns can be pets to lions and penguins. Some live underwater which are often known as narwhals. Land unicorns usually weigh on between 231 and 777 pounds, when they are newborns they usually weigh in between 39 and 113 pounds. However, this is different with chubby unicorns they weigh more when they are new born than when they grow older.When they are first born they weigh about 1034 to 1661 pounds. As they grow older they average out to be about 800 to 600 pounds. Unicorns also vary in different colors such as red, green, yellow, pink, orange, blue, purple, pink, black, periwinkle, brown, and white. Horn colors come in pink, green, purple, yellow, gold, and teal. Fifty percent of unicorns are white and twenty-five percent of all existing unicorns have green or teal horns. Unicorns known as rhinos usually have white horns, rarely consist of other colors. Next chapter coming soon follow or add to li

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