chapter 1

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after 10 months of dating umbridge, shrek decided that it was time for the next step. he went to the bank and took 8 dollars of money to buy a ring. it wasn't any ring, it was a claddagh ring. he was going to the jewelry shop when umbridge called him on his nokia. "heyyyyyy bbg love of my life and future mom to ma 848934983873487547 babiesssssss" shrek said. he could hear umbridge giggling on the other end of the line. "hiiii future father to ma 73478528704287432988970342894328942875478545447 babies" she replied still giggling. "what are u doing?" umbridge asked. "ohhhhhhhh nothinggggggg" shrek replied. "oh okay. do u wanna go out together?" umbridge asked. "oh I'm sorry but im bury rn. maybe after 5 hours" shrek said smirking. maybe he could propose then. "okayyyy. lets go to biurger king" umbridge suggested. "oki doki. byeeeeeeee" shrek said. "byeeeeee bbyyyyyyyyy" umbridge replied. 

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