alastor shrek (crossover)

once upon time

alastor: once upon time there was a lovely princess but she had enchantment upon her which could only be broken by true love kiss she was lock away in the castle guard by an moth denom many knights had attempted to free her from the moth demon but none prevailed she waited in the moth keep in the highest room  of the tallest tower for her true love and true love first kiss

alastor: (laugh) like that's ever going to happen (radio noise) what a loony 

0:19

ALASTOR

alastor takes a shower

0:35

alastor brush his teeth

0:45

alastor at the shop and get a meat

0:56

alastor get the booz

1:05

alastor drawing and kissed it and place it

1:14

mobs makes a plan

1:24

mobs gets weapons and alastor eats meat

1:32

alastor makes fire and eat fish

1:51

mobs looking for the radio demon 

1:57

alastor look outside

3:07

alastor sneaking behind

end

imp: i think he's in there

hellhound: alright let's get in there

imp: hold on do you know what he can do to u

imp: yeah he grind your bone for it brain

alastor: yes, that he would be tall now radio demon there much worse they'll make a soup from your fleshly skin

imp: no

alastor: squeeze your liver and squeeze your jelly out of your eyes, that will be a toast

imp: back back radio back i warn u

alastor snap the spear

imps gasp

imp: right😁

alastor ROAR

 imp scream

1 minute later

alastor: this is the part where u ran away

mobs ran away

alastor: hahahaha and stay out (pick up the paper) wanted demons creatures (toss the poster away)

the next day

knight: right, this one pull take it away 

imps singing

knight: get me that (snap it in half)

commander: that 25 pieces of silver for a demon witch, next 

knight: sit down there! and shut up