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AG: Jax always gives Gilly flowers, it would be nice if you did the same

Jocelyn: Alright

Jocelyn: *gives Gilly flowers*

Gilly: Thank you, but why?

Jocelyn: I'm just as confused as you are

Anna: How petty are you?

Hansel: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about

Hansel: Uno is based on luck. Unless I win. Then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius

Jack: Do you have a second?

Jax: You mean the one you just wasted or a different one?

Rumplestiltskin: All according to plan

Hansel: You really planned for all of this?

Rumplestiltskin: You can't prove that I didn't

Alva: Some of you may die

Alva: But it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Jocelyn: Here at FTRS we're like a family

Kayla: What she means is that they're going to ruin you psychologically

Kayla: I like a man with ambitions

Ollie: I am going to kill the moon

Kayla: Professional ambitions

Ollie: I am going to kill the moon for money

Logan: You do realize that you could get killed?

Devin: I'm not going to die. I'm twelve

Logan: And so you can't die?

Devin: I just don't see it happening

Rumplestiltskin: I want to change the world

Flora: For the better?

Rumplestiltskin: ...

Flora: Answer me, Stiltskin

Alva: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess, you're out to save the world!

Jax: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment

Jocelyn: More or less, I guess...

Ollie: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

AG: I'm new here but I'm open to the concept

Gilly: I thought that's what's we were doing, guys, come on!

Jax: Split up and search the building

Ollie: Split up? Split up! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the killer hunts you down one at a time. Starting with the good looking comic relief guy, me!

Anna: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Gilly: Just rip the bandage off

Anna: It's Gretel

Gilly: Put the bandage back on

Hansel: Did you read my diary?

Jack: In my defense I didn't know it was your diary

Jack: I just thought it was a really sad hand-written book

Gretel: Everyone should have a role, Jocelyn, you play my father

Jocelyn: I don't want to be your father!

Gretel: Perfect, you already know the lines

Anna: What was your first impression of me?

Hansel: You know love at first sight?

Anna: Yea?

Hansel: It was like that, but change the love part to annoyed

Jax: Win this one for justice

Gilly: For justice!

Kayla: Win this one because I told you to

Ollie: Because you told me to!

Jax: You often use humor to deflect your trauma

Ollie: Thank you

Jax I didn't say that was a good thing

Ollie: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Jack: Any tips on how to make someone like me?

Jax: Try to make them laugh all the time

Jack: Oh, wow, you actually helped me for once and it's even a good one

Jax: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier

Jax: Maybe we're all crazy when our dads are concerned

Gretel: Oh, I'm not. He's an asshole. I'm awesome. That's very simple

Gilly: I'm going to save the world of die. Tell mom I'll be late for dinner