superman, i would crush him

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hi I'm deadpool, yes the crazy flipping maniac with issuse its not my fault i am bad a*s and i flip cars i mean wouldn't you if you had no friends?

I'm op, today i came across super man the idiot from krypton i broke him. why the hell does he have laser eyes they could over heat you now!

i got created by marvel he is dc unlimited strength is lame, marvel is better than dc kryptonite a weakness! come on. ill destroy dc one day, they totally copied marvel! but my real challenge is d.r doom, ronan and thanos they are total jerks!!!! life is hard for an anti hero, you have to work for the good guys then work for the bad guys, it's confusing! i like spider man but he's so self centred and his friend Jonny cheats on girls! sorry about the gossip and the attitude but it's just my way! don't go telling people! 

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