The Bad guys: Wolf x Oc

Chapter 1

Third Person Pov:

"Stop" "I'll stop if you just explain it to me, because I don't " "would you please just drop it?" "All right, all right, fine, fine, fine" "consider it dropped" "it's dropped. It's on the ground" "good" Snake said as he was stirring his coffee. "But I mean, come on, everybody loves birthdays, even Ash and she's like you" Wolf said as snake groaned. "You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties and cake" Wolf said with a smile on his face. "Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations and I'm not a cake guy" Snake sighed. "Seriously, though, you don't like cake?" Wolf asked as he took a sip of his coffee. "Name one food better than cake" Wolf asked pointing his finger towards snake and putting his coffee down. "Guinea pig" snake said with a wide smile. "Again, with the Guinea pig" Wolf chuckled. "I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a Guinea pig" Wolf said. "Wrong, snakes have impeccable buds. I can taste air" snake said. "Air" wolf asked looking around. "Yes, air" snake replied. Snaked then started to lap and stick his tongue out as if he were eating the air. "Mmm. Nice" Snake said as he looked back at wolf. "I don't know. They're a little, uh they're a little cute for my taste" Wolf said. "That's what makes them so delicious, your not just eating food your eating pure goodness" Snake said. "It's not about the pig it's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level" snake said. "So you can... you can taste air?" Wolf asked completely ignoring what snake had said. "Ah, forget about it, I should've asked Ash to come along but she said she's "busy" Snake said. "Eh she's a busy wolf, coyote mix" Wolf said. "But what else you got, can you hear color? See sounds? Cause we should really be capitalizing on these skills" wolf said. "Okay, all right, fine, get it all out, get it all out now" snake sighed. Snake then threw up a clock showing that the time was now 4:00. "Look at that, 4:00 p.m, now I know the exact moment our friendship died, I still at least have Ash" Snake said. Wolf laughed. "Let's bounce" Wolf said as he got up. "Yup" snake said as he ate the whole clock whole and got up. "Tastes like, uh your gonna stick me with the bill...again" Wolf said. "We'll, it is my birthday" snake said while a whole bunch of people in the background hid in the corner of the diner. "So now you play the birthday card? That's interesting" wolf said. Snake laughed. "Can we get a check, please when you get a chance?" Wolf asked. "Hello? Checkity-check-check, you know what we're just gonna leave the money right here, okay" wolf said as he took out a few dollars and put them in the small jar full of cash. "The one thing good about this place" snake said. "What?" Wolf asked. "We never have to wait for a table" snake said. "Well isn't that every place?" Wolf said. "Hey man how you been haven't seen you" snake said as he looked towards the people in the corner.  "Snake attack!" Snake exclaimed showing his sharp fangs as everyone hid behind a chair. Snake laughed. "Oh mints" snake said as he ate the whole bowl of mints along with the bowl itself. "Sorry folks I'm switching him to decaf" wolf said as him and snake walked towards the door and laughed. "Alright" snake started. "Let's do this" they said in sync and walked out the door just for everyone to take one look at them and scream in fear as they walked towards the bank. "Guinea pig, huh?" Wolf asked. "It's the rolls Royce of rodents" Snake defended. "Yeah, but still it's a rodent. You know what I mean" Wolf said as he opened the door that led towards the bank. "Don't mind us just robbing this place" wolf said as him and snake walked towards the banks vault full of money and ran out the window and ran towards the hidden car in the alleyway and drove away. "Whoo! Yeah! Go bad..." wolf said as he held his fist up for a fist bump. "Or go home" snake said as he gave wolf a fist bump with his head. "Hey, you. Get over here" wolf said looking towards the reader.  "A little bit closer" wolf said. "Oh, I know what it is, your afraid cause I'm the big bad wolf!" Wolf exclaimed. "Well I'm not surprised. I am the villain in every story" wolf said. "Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?" Wolf asked as he looked towards snake. Snake laughed. "Yup" snake said as he went back to unlocking the small safe he had in his grasp. "Say hello to Mr. Snake" "serpentine, safecracking machine, imagine Houdini, but with no arms Kinda guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty and steal it from you" wolf said. "He's also my best bud, and today's his birthday!" Wolf said happily. "Not relevant" Snake said. "He's a sweetheart, your a sweetheart" wolf said as he then heard sirens go off behind them. "Well, look who's here" snake said as he saw the cops who were right behind them. "Took them long enough" wolf said as he pressed on the gas.  "Watch this" wolf said. "Three...two...one" wolf said as he saw the red light immediately turn into a green light allowing him to pass all the cars. "And over here is Ms. tarantula, our in-house hacker, pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard, we call her webs". The car then came across the stop light webs was at and jumped in the car in time. Before she did though she made sure to turn all the green lights back to red lights so it could create traffic and make cars crash into others. "Very slick webs" wolf said. "I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper and one more thing..." webs said looking towards snake. "You didn't" snake snarled. "I got a special delivery for...Aah! Don't eat me!" Yelled a cake delivery man as he screamed when he saw who he was delivering the cake to. Before the cake could fall on the ground wolf caught it and gave it to snake. "Happy birthday, Mr. grumpy pants" Webs said as wolf laughed. "I think I hate you" snake said. Wolf then drifted towards an area that was under construction. One of the construction guys then ran towards the car and jumped in. "Guys it's me! I was the construction worker!" Shark exclaimed with a huge smile on his face. "And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces, his greatest trick stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa" "Dig that" Wolf said. "Watch it big tuna I'm trying to work here" snake groaned. "Keep it cool baby, a birthday should be chill" Shark said as he placed a little birthday hat on snake. "And here we have..." "surprise!" Yelled piranha as he jumped out from the pocket of the car and attacked the police officer in it.  "Meet Mr. Piranha, he's a loose cannon with a short fuse willing to scrap with anyone or anything, he's Brave, he' fearless, uh who am I kidding he's crazy the next member after him is actually all those things" wolf said. Piranha landed in the car laughing and speaking Spanish. "Uh, piranha did we forget something?" Webs asked. "What?" Piranha asked. "The present, you know?" Shark asked.  "Oh, um of course I didn't forget" Piranha said as he farted a bit. "You know you fart when you lie right" Webs said. "What? No I fart when I'm nervous" piranha replied. "Yeah, nervous about lying" webs said. "Sorry" Piranha said as he farted it came to the point where a green gas filled up the whole car. "Don't breathe it in, I breathed it in!" Shark yelled. Once the green gas cleared up from the car and made the cops stop in their place due to it's unwilling smell they then came across a jewelry store. "And lastly here we have..." inside the jewelry store at the top of the building held a very valuable and expensive jewel known as the cobra gem that was guarded by two strong and buff guards. A dark figure then appeared from the roof of the building hanging from a grappling hook on her belt and from the vent. She then slowly lowered herself from the vent and unlocked the case that the gem was in with her claw. She then slowly opened the case trying her best to not make a single sound. Once she got the case opened she took the gem. But once she did one of the guards turned around and saw her. "Hey!" The guard yelled. The female figure squinted her eyes and jumped off the grappling hook landing and ran towards the guard. The guard tried to punch her but she ducked. The other guard tried to grab her but she grabbed his wrist and kicked his ankles making him fall to the ground. The other guard then ran towards her trying to crash into her but she jumped and kicked him to the ground. Both the guards then got up both running towards her but the female figure sighed rolling her eyes and and stepped back allowing them to bump into each other's heads knocking them out. "Amateurs" she scoffed and tossed the cobra gem in the air and caught it and put it in a small gift box. She then grabbed her case and ran towards the window and jumped out of it. She then tossed the case in the air that then transformed into a motorcycle and landed on the seat of it revealing a female in a black and white suit wearing a black mask and a eyepatch covering her left eye.