A young adult, likely twenty years old, male black cat wearing a red suit jacket over a black undershirt and red suit pants with an expensive silver Roarlex watch on his left wrist, walks through the sidewalks of Aster City. His name is Tyler Dream and he is the son of the richest man in the world, Mr. Dream. Ick is a green and black stuffed panda plushie. Tyler looks at Ick with his green eyes, giving a small wave. Tyler walks by Ick, heading to his home on Cougar Avenue. Ick waves. Tyler gives a small smile but otherwise ignores the stranger. Tyler had a long day of classes at University of Aster City.
Ickbbar Critic Ted is following Tyler and says, "Hey."
"Oh, hey?" Tyler says.
"You are Tyler Dream, right?" Ick asks.
"Yes!" Tyler exclaims.
"You are that incel motherfucker, aren't you?" Ick asks.
"I- what?" Tyler questions.
Ick says, "Yeahhhh, you are. You are that fucker."
"I'm not an incel..." Tyler says.
"Oh yeah?" Ick asks.
"Yeah!" Tyler exclaims.
Ickbbar Critic Ted pulls out his chalk sword, 'cleaning it', and says, "You sure?"
Tyler lies, "I can have sex whenever I want."
Ick laughs.
Tyler says, "Y-Yeah."
"Name one," Ick says.
Tyler lies, "Mandy. Kit Sugar...uh. Yeah."
"What will they say if I call them?" Ick asks.
Tyler says, "Well...Mandy is dating someone else now and Kit would have sex with me but she's also dating someone now..."
Ickbbar Critic Ted turns sword to a chalk.
Tyler says, "And then there's...uh...never mind."
Ickbbar Critic Ted draws a phone and grabs the phone and uses it to call.
"No no no!" Tyler exclaims.
"Yes?" Ick says.
"Why do I have to prove I'm not an incel? Who are you?" Tyler says.
Ick says, "You are the villain, I'm the hero. I'm here to ruin your evil plans."
"What plans?' Tyler asks.
"You don't have evil plans?" Ick says.
Tyler says, "I don't have evil plans. I'm sorry I lied about having a girlfriend."
"Okay," Ick says.
"Who are you?" Tyler asks.
"I'm Ickbbar Critic Ted," the teddy bear says.
Tyler says, "I'm sorry I lied, Ickbbar."
"I forgive you," Ick says.
Tyler looks away awkwardly. Ick leaves. Tyler heads toward his home.
