i hop in my new custom wrapped bentley, while wearing my custom made yeezys, handcrafted by an anorexic underpaid 13 year old in a Chinese sweatshop, and bang on California Gurls to meet my best mate Jard. i begin to enter the town boundaries until fortnite jonesy pulls up beside me hitting the orange justice on a banana mobile. suddenly, he falls off and i slam on the brakes and rush out to revive him (for 10 seconds like fortnite)........
"JONESY WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING? WHY THE FLIP WOULD YOU HIT ORANGE JUSTICE ON YOUR BRAND NEW BANANA MOBILE!!?!!?!!?!!" i exclaim.
"i dunno suppose it would be funny mate" says jonesy
"alright fair enough mate" i say to fortnite jonesy (who fell off his banana mobile while hitting the orange justice)
"sodeypop, i have one last request." whispers jonesy
"what is it, mr jonesy??!!??"
"kill king pop cat! he is evil and silly and goofy and a fricking mean man!!! here, take this golden scar to assist you on your journey. jonesy then starts floating upwards
"bro think he carti 😹😹"
