once upon a time there was a boi
a very stupid boi
he died of how stupid he was
which is not the end
cuz even in after life he was very stupid
which really pissed off satan
why is he in hell? cuz even stupidity is a sin
and our stupid boi must be the most sinful bitch in existence
so, he pissed off satan
so much
as to leading satan into transforming our stupid boi
into a stupid imp
so, he became an imp, a very stupid one too
as a stupid imp, he terrorized all smart imps
and the terrorized smart imps snapped and fought each other
which led satan into destroying all smart imps
the only imp remaining was the stupid one
satan was exasperated but impressed
all alone in hell, stupid imp annoyed satan too
with its stupid imply questions
" Are u single satan? "
satan has had enough of this bullshit and jumped in lava
Along with satan's death followed the living world's prosperity and ultimate betterness
there were no more wars, famine, drought, oppression, hate, discrimination, sin, depression
the world was evolving at last
and God was happy and impressed
God's human children have finally reached Heaven's gates and met happiness in after life too
God was impressed with stupid imp's actions
God granted stupid imp angelic powers
and thus, our stupid imp became a stupid angel who resides in Heaven
Stupid angel saw many fulfilled souls, happy and smart ones
The souls know stupid angel for its' "brave" act of saving them from satan's powers and cheered the stupid angel
stupid angel asked the cheery souls a stupid question
"Why were u listening to satan's commands"
The souls were stunned, as they thought the answer was obvious, but, as they tried to answer, they couldn't
stupid angel asked a stupid question
"Why are u glad satan died, what did he do to you"
the souls were weirded out by the stupid angel, and tried to stay away from it as much as possible
but stupid angel kept asking stupid questions
"Was satan hurting you?"
The souls, with the spiritual education received in their living time, were certain that satan was the one attracting them to sin
but now, the souls are doubtful
the souls ask stupid questions to God
God answers none and no one
stupid angel asks God a stupid question
"if u made satan, why are u happy he died?"
"was satan not ur child too?"
