Courtney sat on a piano, wearing a short baby pink dress, as slow jazz music started to play, DJ walked over in a black suit holding a microphone
DJ: for her first number, miss Courtney Barlow would like to sing a song of love and devotion, dedicated to her dear husband, Duncan.
Courtney: Sometime's I'm right, sometime's I'm wrong but he doesn't care, he'll String along, he loves me so that funny honey of mine.........sometime's I'm down, sometime's I'm up, but he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup, he love me so
that sunny honey of mine.
As the music got more intense, she layed herself across the piano.
"He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts"
The crowd cheered as she sang her heart out.
Courtney: Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts....
Courtney: And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine
As the music slowed, you could see Duncan standing next to his lawyer, Noah satella, while looking at Scott Larsons rotting corpse.
Duncan: A man's got a right to protect his home
and his loved ones, right?
Noah: Of course, he has
Duncan: Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I see him coming through the window
With my wife Courtney there, sleepin'...like an angel...
Courtney slowly changed her position as she sang again
Courtney: He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Duncan: I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated her or somethin'
You know what I mean...
Violated?
Noah: I know what you mean...
Duncan: ...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!
Courtney: He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Noah: Name of deceased... Scott Larson
Duncan: Scott Larson. How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!
As Duncan grew angry Courtney also grew angry, knowing her plan to murder Scott had failed
Courtney: Lord knows he ain't got the smarts!!
Duncan: She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!
Noah: You mean he was dead when you got home?
Duncan: She had him covered with a sheet
And she's givin' me that cock and bull story about this burglar
And I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off
Burglar, huh!
Courtney started throwing a fit on the piano as the music only got more intense
Courtney: Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
I'll know who
Brought the twine
Duncan was also angry knowing his wife had lied to him and now he had to take the blame
Duncan: And I believed her!
That cheap little tramp
So, she was two-timing me, huh?
Well, then, she can just swing for all I care
Boy, I'm down at the garage
Working my butt off fourteen
Hours a day and she's up munchin' on god-damn bon bons and jazzing
This time she pushed me too far
That little chiseler
Boy, what I sap I was!
Courtney: That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!
YOU ARE READING
Total drama musical
FanfictionJust random musical (or any type of song) one shots because I think that's really fun, they'll definitely be a lot of Chicago.
