So, where do I start, the beggining? I'm not sure but thats what I'm going to do. So, here goes...
I was born on the 29th of July 2003. It was an interesting birth, considering I came out practically dead, well, not breathing, still, kind of the same. The scientific explanation is that I had the ambilical chord caught round my neck, and that basically strangled me, but not quite to death, thankfully. What was quite funny my dad actually fainted against the wall, he said it because he was very tired, and I can understand that considering I was born at 1:25, funny! Well, lets get back to it, so as I was saying, born dead, fainting dad, kind of a good start I guess!
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How to sum up a Pretty Ordinary Person!
RandomSo, yea, I know what your thinking, 'oh, well this looks crap, why would I want to read some ordinary persons story, boring!', well if I were you I would rethink that! Authors note: this is entirely true, its like my autobiography.
