Household Shenanigans

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yes this is a joke 🥲🥲
this is basically incorrect quotes

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Alex: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Tanner: I only like dark humor.
Alex, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Tanner:
Alex: An IMPASTA!

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Shawn, watching Alan and Alex fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Brian, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Shawn: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Alan: Brian.
Alex: Brian.
Brian: Me.

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Alex on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Alex on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Tanner: How the hell are you still alive?
Ref: Honestly, I'm as confused as you are.

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Kat, watching the chaos unfold: This is normal.
The chaos in question: *The kitchen burning down after she tries cooking*

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Tanner: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Alan: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Kat: YES YES YES!
Shawn: Is that the sounds that *insert name* and *insert name* make in bed?

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LMAO

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