Cletus was back from a long day working at the office. He just wanted to hang out with his best buds cash (femboybreeder69) and Felix. And a few other people that he couldn't think of. But there was one issue in his way
JUAN (dickswinger)
Cletus hates Juan because Juan ate his family because Juan is greedy. Cletus had to move in with his second family which he didn't like as much. (No the first family didn't know about the second family but Cletus pulls.)
Cletus was walking home from his long day at work. He could see his house ..but who was that outside his front door? Juan.
Cletus arrived at his house.
"Can i help you?" Said Cletus. Juan turned around in shock. "Cletus !! I was at your door to ask you something very important." Juan said. Cletus knew that whatever it was it wasn't going to be interesting .
Juan began to speak...
"Do you have time to hear about..our lord and saviour..Jesu-"
Juan was cut off by Cletus grabbing him by the neck (by the power of 'the force' because Cletus has no arms) and throwing him into a brick wall.
"I am your lord a saviour." Cletus growled.
Juan then died and his obese body Disintegrated into the ground
Cletus went on to have a barbecue with femboybreeder69 and Felix and hush and other various people.
Juan may rise from the dead but only if i feel like it.
