Making fun of roleplays!

Alleigences

Leader: Comsicstar - A deep blue she-cat with white flecks that look like stars, and a star shaped patch on her forehead. Purple eyes, long whiskers and a noble, quiet personality. (Also note: they are rarely around during the rp)

Deputy: Mysteriouswhisker - A mysterious tom with mysteriously long whiskers. He's so mysterious that he won't describe what he looks like

Med cat: Fluffynice - he's fluffy and nice and has white fur and blue eyes and probably vines or berries in fur

Med app: Fishface - used to be the riverclan med app but switched clans and is now super calm and collected and has gray fur and rainbow eyes and a blue fish marking on his side and he's a tom

Warriors:
Cherrydrop - a red colored she cat with a pink tail who is secretly a dark forest spy, butts into everybody's conversation with something like 'hmm, so whats the battle plan' or 'tell me a secret you were planning on keeping forever, you have to its truth or dare!!!!!111!!'

GrandTheftAutofur - First time roleplaying and doesn't know acceptable prefixes (also didn't come up with a description for appearance, all we know is that its a tom)

Echogaze - A super calm she-cat with midnight black fur and shiny blue eyes with star shaped pupils, no one trusts her but she got a prophecy that she's cool and is waiting for the right time to shove it in everyone's faces

Fastrun - half windclan she-cat with brown fur, green eyes, and can run fast but is also evil because she wan't interesting enough

Devildrop - a dark red she-cat with black markings and goat horns and full black eyes, everybody thinks she's evil but she was born a devil but an angel on the inside

Mrs. Whiskers - hasn't read the books so just thinks it's a series about sassy and slightly edgy house cats (and she's cream colored with yellow eyes and a pink collar)

Lionclaw - A big muscular strong dude who sneaks into the twoleg nests to lift weights and he has saved a lot of people and mates with Diamondshine and also is golden colored

Thunderstar - Really wants to be the leader but there already is one, has black fur with white lightning bolt stripes and dark blue eyes and is a tom. Also mates with Diamondshine because Lionclaw said it was okay

Queens:

Diamondshine - A teal she-cat with blue eyes, a green tail, turquoise paws, one green ear and one turquoise ear. She also has a hot pink heart marking on her chest because why not. All the toms love her and she has a LOT of kits.

Kits: 57 not named yet

Bloomkit - lavender colored with darker purple flecks across the body, on tail tip, on paws, ear tips and muzzle. Inside of ears, nose and paw pads all have purple hue. Smells of lilacs because she probably rolled in them prior to the roleplay. Little miss perfect, quiet, shy, clumsy, sweet, kind, pretty, and only has one flaw (disliked for being too pretty) because other roleplay members didn't want to deal with Dovewing 2.0

Starkit - white fur and yellow eyes

Rosekit - pink

Darkkit - looks kinda like the leader

Emokit - makes fun of people for wearing a black hoodie

Dreamkit - dream fan that makes their whole personality the dream smp

Elders:

Grannieslay - That one grandma on tiktok that says 'this is how i slay all day <3'

Oldblinddude - was forced to be an elder because there were too many cats in the other roles

Apprentices:

Peachpaw, plumpaw, and berrypaw - a group of friends probably at a sleepover who made a bunch of pink cats with matching names and don't really know how to rp

I MIGHT WRITE THE RP PARTS BUT IDK I THINK THE ALLIEGENCES ARE FUNNY ENOUGH