George Washington was our first gay president but he was to far in the closet if he came out he would be lynched and burned at the stake. But I knew, I was George Washington's "best friend" I am the reason no one knows about his homosexuality. I set him up with Martha and everything was going great, until 2015 that is. "I'm going to do it" George said." I'm finally going to come out to the public". "omfg wut, George no they will kill you if they knew" I yelled.
"these are new times we live in john, most of our states already have gay marriage legalized. you have to as my vice-president and my lover" George pleaded.
"what would I do George if they were to throw you out of office?"
"take my role as president of the united States obviously"
"George I'm being serious they already know I'm homosexual they would never let me be president"
"well john I guess we will have to wait and see" George started heading out of his office into a conference center where a meeting was already taking place.
I have no fucking life
