Pong in Minecraft

Left Paddle says, "Our first day as a married couple in Minecraft!"

Right Paddle says, "I'm a noob so pardon if I do something stupid."

Left Paddle says, "... Anyways, we need to build a home and a bed..."

Right Paddle, as any new player does, immediately starts punching trees.

Left Paddle says, "Good Job! You make planks and I'll find sheep."

Right Paddle collects the woods and spends a bit until he makes wooden planks completely by trial and error.

Left Paddle says, "Okay, I'm back!!"

Left Paddle is covered in blood, eating mutton, holding multiple colors of wool.

Right Paddle says, "I made wood planks, I think."

"Right, what color bed do you want?" Left Paddle asks.

Right Paddle says, "Red."

"Hand over the planks," Left Paddle says.

Right Paddle drops the planks on the ground.

Left Paddle takes the planks, digs out the floor, puts multiple colors of wool down, places beds next to each other, and builds a horrible looking home of wool.

"Y-you put our beds next to each other?" Right Paddle asks and blushes.

Left Paddle is looking down, blushing, and says, "I hope you don't mind."

Right Paddle shouts, "I don't!"

It starts raining.

Left Paddle runs inside and shouts, "Get inside!"

Right Paddle runs inside.

Left Paddle says, "Where's the door?"

"It's going to go right there," Right Paddle says.

Right Paddle gestures to the currently empty doorway.

Left Paddle says, "I don't want a zombie to enter our house in the middle of the night."

Right Paddle says, "Dude, I'm gonna build a door!"

Left Paddle has wool in his hand.

Right Paddle says, "Okay, I will! Tcch."

Right Paddle checks his inventory and sees he has no wood, he goes to leave but it's still raining.

Right Paddle says, "...I see the problem."

Left Paddle blocks the way with wool.

"That should keep us safe," Right Paddle says.

Left Paddle looks down then looks at Right and says, "We both look like white human men in white suits."

Right Paddle says, "Yeah, we seem to change appearances from each game."

Left Paddle says, "Yeah, but shouldn't we just be white?"

Right Paddle says, "I don't know how games decide what our appearances should be."

Left Paddle says, "I like how I normally look and..."

Left Paddle says sadly, "My campfire is probably dead."

Right Paddle asks, "Do you want to cuddle for warmth?"

Left Paddle is cuddling him and says, "Yes."

Right Paddle cuddles Left Paddle. Left Paddle closes his eyes. Right Paddle closes his eyes. Left Paddle carries him to the bed and lays them both on it. Right Paddle cuddles Left Paddle on the bed.

Left Paddle is cuddling Right Paddle and says, "You are my better half."

Right Paddle says, "You are my better half too~"

Left Paddle says, "I could do such horrible things to you."

Right Paddle says, "Like what?~"

Left Paddle says, "I could take off your clothes~"

Right Paddle smiles.

Left Paddle says, "Then I could see if my long block could fit inside each and every hole you have."

Right Paddle responds, "I'd like to see you try~"

"... What if I don't have one anymore?" Left Paddle says.

Right Paddle says, "Let's see."

Left Paddle blushes.

Right Paddle teases, "You're so cute when you blush~"

"I love you," Left Paddle says.

Right Paddle says, "I love you."

Left Paddle takes off his clothes and asks, "See anything?"

Right Paddle looks down.