Hamantha - Jack Stauber

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Hamantha — Jack Stauber.

Pour out your ideas and imaginations for the Ham version of Aether. I really don't know. Could be Eather...Eathim..?Hamther? Wait. No, that sounds awfully like hamster.
Lumine = Hamine.
Aether   = ———

As the title suggest, this will definitely be a deep dive.

I deeply apologize if my English are very bad. 's not my first language.

Life's extension lottery.
Kind to some but not to thee.

Born with a rare and sad disease,
(S)he grew a ham where her head should be.

Flowing hair, (s)he was a cutie pie..
Meaty face and a lovely eye.

His/Her dream was to be a famous star.
But, at the rate (s)he was going, (s)he wasn't going fa-a-r.

Hamine [ hamther..? kinda weird.],
Hamine.. You were impossible to ignore.

Hamine,
Hamine.. So greedy we wanted more.

...

His/Her  brother/sister was a simple man/woman.
(S)He wanted to help "in any way that i can!"

Home from [ ——— ( school = set in modern au or traveling = your main traveler wakes up the same time as the abyss twin.) ] ,

(S)He watched his sister/brother cry,

in the yard (s)he cursed god and fired at [ THE ——— (if you insert sky = can be celestia. its like :
aether is the one who fights the gods, but lumine is the one who.. lets just say the gods show their wrath to and not to aether. { vice versa. aether changed to lumine and lumine changed to aether. }
think of it like how villains take the protagonist's dear people life instead of the protagonist to break their mental a lot more.) ]

Flowing hair, (s)he was a cutie pie.
Meaty face and a lovely eye.

Dreams in the sky, her/his brother/sister felt her/his pain,
and as (s)he shots at the clouds it began to rain..

...

Got a call from the doctor,
[ whoever you think this doctor will be, anyone with a profession almost close to a doctor would work, anyone who is professionally skilled in certain aspeks of being a doctor works too.

= Any version of dottore or just... all of the version.. If you know what i mean. (zandik can be the doctor too.) accompanied with whoever you desire.

Albedo accompanied with Sucrose.
Rhinedottir (Gold) accompanied with Albedo.

Baizhu with.. His snake Changsheng.. Although it's a bit weird. Just a tiny bit, though.

Or just any AU you have accompanied with any character that's there.

The one who accompanied the supposed doctor is the nurse. Keep that in mind. ]

(S)he had some amazing news for her/him, (s)he just developed a cure—
If (s)he hurried over right now (s)he'd try it out on her/him.

Burst out the door (s)he was beaming..
Among the raindrops her/his happy tears were streaming..

Finally free from her/his pain..
But, something else fell with the rain.

A stray bullet shot by her/ his brother /sister, aimlessly nested inside her/him.
(S)He fell to the sidewalk— now empty of the life which once christened her/his body..

"Nurse, s-she's / h-he's... she's gone"
"O-oh... oh dear"
"I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations"
"U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?"
"I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break"
"Oh dear.. "

Flowing hair, (s)he was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye.

At her/his time of death,
The Doc' said "time to eat!"
So he / she / we took a bite out of her/his face meat.

Hamine..
Hamine, You were impossible to ignore.

Hamine..
Hamine, So greedy, we wanted more.

Soaring infinitely through space..
Hamine's soul was graced.

With a glance of our humble planet
At which (s)he was amazed.

The news of her/his.. untimely death,
Had spread out near and far
And through her/his soul, the truth was whole,
The dream had crossed the bar.

Hamine had become a star....

Hamine was finally a star...

Hamine had become a star..

Hamine was finally a star.

Want to know a fact? I write 400+ (500-)
of the lyrics purely by my memories.

And when i check the piece of paper of which i write the lyrics on to, i got it all right.
Eventually though, after about 460 words, i go online, go to google, search up ballad of hamantha, click the lyrics, copy it, and put it here. Truthfully, i'm very tired. I need sleep. Currently im at class.

Writing this from religious study hour (i really don't have the energy to search how it's pronounced right now.)
and 'till break hour.
Its still break right now tho.

Pour out your ideas for the Ham part of Aether. Give your best shot. Don't worry, nobody is gonna make fun of you in the term of mocking you. Ill never allow that.

So, Yeah.

Hope i do make your imaginations go wild with this one, dear childrens of —.

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