random stories with sidney and connor

Get quick rich scam

Connor: are you sure this is going to work

Sidney: trust me its going to work

Connor: okay [he says a bit nervous while putting on his mask]

Sidney: alright sweet

Sidney takes a running start and jumps threw the window breaking it

*inside someones house*

A CRASH sound from the window breaking

female stranger : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE!

Sidney is on the ground shaking with foam and saliva coming out of her mouth

Sidney: IM A RAT THAT MIGHT HAVE RABIES AND A DEADLY DISEASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[while she twitch and rolls around]

the female stranger hears a knock at the door and opens it

Connor in his plague doctor outift: hello ma'am im your local plague doctor and I might have heard a scream about a rabies rat that might have a disease

female stranger: y-yes t-theres a big one it just crashed threw my window

Connor in his plague doctor outift: hmm I see well luckly I can get rid of it BUT its gonna cost you

female stranger: ANY THING ILL PAY ANYTHING JUST GET RID OF IT

Connor in his plague doctor outift: 80 bucks

female stranger: DEAL [and hands him 80 bucks]

Connor in his plague doctor outift: thank you now let me take care of this

connor: back back I say

sidney: REEEEEEEEE

connor: TAKE THIS

sidney: REEEEEEEEEE BLEH

connor puts sidney is a comically large potato bag

Connor in his plague doctor outift: alright I took care for the rat and disinfected the house you take care now

female stranger: Thank you so much

connor left with sidney and got out of site

connor: here you go [gives sidney 40 bucks]

sidney: Jesus connor I didn't expect you to ask so much

connor: well she did say anything. Hey you wanna go do this in the rich neighbor hood

sidney: HELL YA

connor and sidney would make about 2 grand that day
the end?