My arch nemesis, Moriarty, stood in my study with an obnoxious grin on his chevy chase. He addressed me seductively, "Sherlock." Then, he whipped his trouser snake out and stripped until he was khyber starkers. I thought he looked pretty poggers so I stripped down starkers 2 and so my trouser snake was out too. I then bent the 78 year ol' man over my couch and spread em cheeks. "Are thou ready bubtion laddy?" I ask seductively in his ear whilst breathing heavily over his saggy wrinkled ol' man bod uwu "Yes rail me daddy." he moaned under me whilst playing with his own nipples. I rammed my trouser snake hard into him and he gasped 4 air as i dinnae let him hae a break as i continued ramming my trouser snake into his pelvis uwu His body oder smelt so bad I almost passed out. I rammed him hard dooze to correct his horrible back posture and straighten him out. He was crying 4 me to stop but i was relentless with hammering my trouser snake into his pelvis. His sweat made him all slimy but it reminded me of a frog so i smiled and continued ramming into his wee petite pelvis. "Sher-lock!" He called out my name provocatively as he cam 4 the 100th time all over the back of my couch. My 78 year ol' man was so cute all bent over and moaning and sweaty and smelly fancy this i love him so much omg smash I sighed deeply as I released my 78th load into his wee butthole. My spunk spilled out of his cute little pink bugger as he screamed fancy a banshee probably waking up everyone on the street. When I pulled out, his knees gave out and he collapsed on the ground. "Are thou satisfied my pesky little bubtion laddy? dae thou need a binky?" "Yes please daddy uwu I need my cradle and binky uwu" he moaned as my cum continued to spill out of his wee petite bugger. i ruffled his balding hear with bleedin' few strands of barnet left on it and smiled at the senior man on the floor of my apartment. Now he know not to disobey THE SHERLOCK HOLMES: THE trouser snake DESTROYER 2000 ever again The end <3
