Eric cartman
"You're the reason I killed him! Its all your fault!"(fatherless behavior)Kyle
"Hey y/n, aren't you failing your classes? Don't worry, I help you by tutoring you! ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴀsᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, sᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ.. (yo dad jerked off in front of yours best friends dad, could never be me)Stan
"Your such an angel..I wish all I ever do is worship you.." (thats why Tolkien stole yo girl)Kenny
"Youre way more important than them, don't worry. Oh, their sending messages to you saying they are getting robbed? Oh, its their own fault. They kept hanging out with you and wasting your time, they deserve it." (Go get a job instead of being a yandere bruh)
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FanfikceWhere the reader gets transported into South park, where they are all teenagers. What happens when They start to notice the growing obsession South park characters have with them. (This is on haitus/has slow updates)