A Hero's Lament | ONC 2023

Bicker Extract #2

@MMPD: The MMDP distances itself from this evening's travesty of justice. Full media statement to follow ASAP.

@officialAjayChatterjee: @MMPD Looking forward to engaging conversations defined by accountability to the public. No excuses. No cover-ups. #ErosMustAccount

@bravedave: @officialAjayChatterjee Saying what everyone's already said as usual. #oldnews

@we_all_deserve: @officialAjayChatterjee Please investigate and discuss why only guardians are given powers if we are all supposed to be equal??? #ErosMustAccount

@realKarenChamberlain: Eros' egregious abuse of power has dragged our guardians' legacy through the mud. His actions contradict the principles of justice and equality our city strives toward. #ErosMustAccount

@dribby: @realKarenChamberlain Too quick to criticize. Too slow to rationalize. Too much campaigning. Too little caring. Resign. This is your failure. #KarenMustFall #EveryPoliticianEver

@JosieGirl: @realKarenChamberlain So unlike our Eros. He's hurting and should receive our love. #MentalHealthAwareness #ThankYouEros #OurMayor

@Soi_Boi: @realKarenChamberlain Ngl, Keyboard Warrior broke Eros like Toxic Man broke my mom and dad! #ErosFailure #OurMayor

@privilegewatch: @realKarenChamberlain Painful watching another clueless man demolish what a powerful woman built! Typical! Why can't we have another female guardian?! What message are we sending to little girls?! #maleprivilege #malefragility #toxicmasculinity

@Derryck: Those heisters waved guns in our faces so I have to disagree with the vocal minority's narrative. They intended to murder us. Why should we pity them? Smh, not surprised the cops and Mayor Chamberlain are shielding criminals!

@Shelly: @Derryck Agreed, I was there too. Eros saved our lives. #ThankYouEros

@Markus: @Shelly Exactly what I've been saying! Furthermore, Eros lost so much. We all saw how badly he took Comet's murder at the funeral. It makes sense he uncompromisingly protected the innocent. @realKarenChamberlain @MMPD Hang your heads in shame. We all have flaws. #IAMHUMAN #ForgiveEros

@justice4all: @Marcus Isn't Eros supposed to spread love and remedy hatred? #ErosMustAccount

@Marcus: @justice4all Yes, he loves Mirrormeander's citizens and did what was necessary to protect us. #ForgiveEros #IAMHUMAN

@politicallyincorrect: Keyboard Warrior spoke truth! Eros really was a roid-raged GigaChad waiting to explode! Guess we should have expected as much from the son of a wife beater... #ErosMustAccount

@KeyboardArmy: @politicallyincorrect Bruh, the general public always makes excuses for GigaChads... btw, weren't there contingency plans for rogue guardians? #KarenMustFall #EROSMUSTFALL #PrettyPrivilege

@sjwssuck: @KeyboardArmy Lol, yeah, the Illuminati. Even slower than Captain Slovurn. Ngl, I don't feel safe with Eros on the streets. #AmINext #ErosMustAccount

@everyonesstan: @sjwssuck With that username and anime girl profile picture, I don't feel safe with you on the streets. Only criminals and neckbeards should fear Eros.

@proudlydifferent: People be tawkin bout Eros switching up his crime fighting tactics... What about that spicy new outfit and gorgeous tattoo?! I could stare at that Greek god for days tbh! #tastyperfection

@Drake: @proudlydifferent He really is a Greek god and embodies perfection. No better representative for our beautiful city! #tastyperfection

@Beebobob: @proudlydifferent Lol, you people seem very lonely. Get out, meet real people and quit wasting your time admiring someone who doesn't even know or care that you exist! #Based